Lucrative deal sinks sailor

I think I'm turning Viennese, oh yes, I'm turning Viennese, I really think so. Sailor steals laptop, sells content, pleads guilty. Aboard the aircraft carrier, justices carry out the more typical penalty espionage convicts -- put on jet catapult and flung far off the ship, benefits to kin increase with each skip, as the convicted is propelled along and through the water at break-neck speed.

Well, stupidness aside, yes ... they got one, a traitor. Now what they need is a real process for keeping sensitive material, you think?