Afternoon/evening at work

It got busy, we got our noses bloodied. Ouch ... Glad that I left.

If anyone has furniture they don't want ...

I'm not moving yet, but I'm thinking in about a couple of months I will. So, if anyone has furniture ... letme know, eh?

Location, location, location?

This place here is where I might jump to be, it's bike-distance to work, but there are drawbacks.

Decisions to make. Who knows?

lovely, but ...

A woman at work is lovely, attractive, young, but not "innocent". She could be Cinderella, but her smoker's voice comes out like Ursella from Little Mermaid. She's undoubtedly nice, practical, but she could do well to not smoke. Smoking, as I have mentioned about work, is a downturn. I would guess about half the employees smoke. That's just plain gross. In FW, my present hometown, smoking is soon-to-be verboten in public buildings.

"It will be a day long remembered." 'It has seen the end of smoking, and shall soon see the end of the lawsuits.'+

+ quoted and paraphased from "Star Wars: New Hope"

Recoverable error

I made a situation worse, but the "situation" isn't beyond recovery. What was an odd situation, I made more complex, or rather I let it become more complex. A relationship that had bounds had those bounds ... set back a few paces or feet. Anyway -- not terrible, but the bounds where they were, were fine. Now ... the referree is reviewing the play and measuring the location of the ball.

I'll type again when the whistle "tweet"s and I can call where the ball lies.

entertaining nomenclature

talented: stupid
bitch/jerk: smart
stupid: stupid
bold: stupid, endangers others or self
bright: dim-wit, with drug-activated intellidence
new: untainted, yet
innovative: untalented, but required to promote
rising star: minute 11 of 15 minutes of fame
crtiics love: avoid like spoiled fruit
scientologist: at level of branch davidians or Hale-Bop
civicly involved: shops locally
humanitarian: serving community service for E-felon or misdemeanor
beautiful: after sixteen hours of prep-work by un-named make-up artists, person resembles photoshopped person
real: completely fake
troubled: would sell liver for another hit, but still would favor Gucci over starvation

new CD cover (one-sheet wonder)

Crow -- revealed

Thankfully, the CD may be used as as toilet tissue as well, marking the quality of the muscian, or I mean to be environmentally friendly.

I hope this spells nearly the end of idol worship of entertainers. Alec Baldwin, Gibson, Imus, Crow ... how many people have to be stupid for you to see they are stupid? Entertainers, much like mice, interesting to watch, play with maybe, but you have to feed them. Ignore them and they die.

Spears, Hilton ... come on man, divorce isn't suprising nor is their sheer drama-queen-esque performances.

Entertainers ... enjoy what they do, not the people themselves.

Wacked out

My mom is on a, well, truckload of medicines. Her reactions to them are a mixed bag -- Sybil, in other words. She doesn't have personality changes, per se, but rather like "White Rabbit", "this one makes you makes you smaller, another makes you tall and the new one, doctor gave you doesn't do anything at all (that you know)."

Skip that right out!

If I have to live on a plate of medicines when I'm old, I might reconsider the whole thing.

SC pulls a CA

California juries might look about as stupid as South Carolina juries now with the acquittal of a previously-convicted rapist, who was tried with kidnapping and rape of two teens. The counter was that the teens stole marijuanna from a bunker under a tool shed in the man's make-shift garden.

Huh. Is that fertilizer I smell, well, something like it. That is some manure.

B. C.

Cartoonist Johnny Hart, draws attention now, instead of cartoons. His death marks the end of a long life of cartooning with symbolic tributes to Christianity, sports, and novel characters such as Fatso who continually smashed a snake and the wheel riding clan who used semi-advanced devices in pre-history.

Note: a great comic artist has passed away, we are saddened by his leaving
Picture a bottle floating out to sea, later returning with a note:
Good news, he's drawing now in Heaven.

Thanks Johnny!

Man, out-of-the-know

Kucinich wants to impeach the Vice President? He lied about being in good health maybe? Kucinich is running for President, go figure. Okay, my votes doesn't go that way then.

"Then you've decided.
Not in the least!"+

+ Princess Bride

Dumb shi-

Sheryl Crow is in a race to see who can be disgraced more, between many contestants. I think her recent move has place her in a great lead.

Sheryl, Earth Day concept, announced that people should use only one square of toilet tissue when using the can.
Thanks Dumbshi* for leading the race.

"You are, without a doubt the leading ***hole in the state government!"+

"Oh, I ... just wanna soak up the poo; wanna tell everyone to just use one square, too."

+ Blazing Saddles

Kentucky, as backward as they wannabe

Kentucky -- be sure to drink your moonshine (like drinking your Ovaltine). Be sure you got yer gun loaded, ma! Kentucky, where time doesn't stand still -- rather, it is an odd parallel universe.

I guess that takes the edge off Indiana, where people link Kentucky and Indiana as the central state hicks. Hoosiers might not have produced the best Vice Presidents, but most of the state isn't Kentuckiana.

gap-toothed and slobbery

There was a jail break, courtesy of smart po-leese work. Man has fax sent in to police demanding his release. Read here to find out why it is newsworthy.

Police who aren't literate enough to find the grammatical errors in the fax, lacking letterhead and signature, to mention the least of the situation.

Barney Fife must have made captain there.

funny enough that I'll post it

Squirrel farts and saves the day!

another schedule

T: 0ff
W: 9am - 8pm
R: 2 - 10
F: 5pm - 1:30
S: 4 - 10
N: 12-8
M: 11-5

casual walk through town at night

I drove through the town where I work -- very late, as I was at work very late. Walking casually through a parking lot was a deer, lookng for nothing in particular. It was an odd sight, like an escaped animal or the like, since the nearest "forest" dwelling was some bit away. I wonder if it ever found home.

Later on the highway, there were less-fortunate critters, including two deer. What oddness, one was lost, two lost their lives. Hmmm.

soap with infusion

Now you can get caffeine or crack in soap. Perhaps when you wash your mouth out with mint soap, you'll be fresher mouthed, not "fresh mouthed". What's next for the absorbable industry ... anabuse soap or alcoholics, methadone soap for addicts, nicotine soap for non-smokers to start and for smokers to quit.

I hate protein, but thanks to protein soap, I can get it without the butchering of animals .. ha ha ha.

I'm movin' up

I got my own --- drumroll ....


shelf for my stuff. I'm really moving up the ladder.

"styles"

"Are you going to be anal", she asked.

Thankfully she was referring to my management style not 'other' styles or positions.

It was worth a great big belly laugh for me.