signs of being old

signs
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I kept this one because ... Ferguson was Lisa's old name. Kinnerk was the road (unlike its present condition and shape) where I nearly killed myself and two friends stupidly driving too fast on a gravel road. Did I mention that I was dragging a Yosemite Sam on the back. The Yosemite Sam, we found on someone's curb to be hauled away by the trashman.
The car was stopped by a guide wire to a telephone pole. The car was never again the same, but I thought of this while I walked down the road again -- decades later.

sleep aid

sleep aid
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Diphenhydramine HCl 25mg
The box didn't include possible side effects like, ineffectiveness, grogginess, stomach cramping and working solidly for only 2 hours, thereafter in a hazy restlessness. I'll mark that next to tylenol pm as really, quite ineffective. Six beers+ are more likely to make me rest than this stuff!.

+ after body uses up the sugars in a fury of mental activity going nowhere and some limited hyperactivity.

If I could only get some quality sleep.

Where I'll be on the 24th

My mother will have surgery, and quite frankly, she's not a good surgery risk or a good patient. She'll reside here and at rehab for several weeks.

digging hole for swimming pool

I thought that I'd be done by now, but I wasn't wasn't sure it was deep enough.

James Potty and Flash (re-edited)

Flank wonders what he's doing.

James Potty more homo than metro sexual

Flank strange shopping habits

Lost in the hotel

Drunk on job dismissal

My dinner with Dalmer

Flank prone to violence

Deliverance Marked Trail

Sea turtle finds out that being eaten by shark is kinder fate than its fate with humans.

Bubba finds his-self a turtle to mount a stuff.

How I feel today

Thanks, girl! You let me know without speaking.

350 pound operetta

I was at the grocery store today. For shopping music they had, "Endless Love" title song from the movie. What was strange was seeing a 350 pound (or greater) man wandering around shopping, whistling the tune. Now, my first thought was, "how strange", then my mind wandered.
Was his having endless love for food -- his shopping cart bursting with piles of food including whole milk. Look, dude, try skim. Was he trying to gain attention by knowing the tune or such a love-struck tune? Any way you slice it + you're left with an odd picture and scene in your mind.

+cliche, also KISS song.

Smoking

Smoking
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Do you know how I know you're gay?
Why?
Because you smoke balogna pony and follow it up with playing the skin flute.

Do you know how I know you're gay? You smoke after sex.

Do you know why you're gay? You watch gay movies.

Do you know how I know you're gay? You're going to go buy cigarettes and watch a gay movie because you saw this pic.

Time to buy a gun

I think I'll get a shotgun considering the ease of this. Yikes! I'll have to just wait til they enter, shoot them. Since law prevents you from booby trapping your house, I guess it's get a gun or gun or get a tiger to protect family and home.

Here, waste more of my time

Drive like mad, drive like crazy. It's no Vilgilante 8 or Burnout, but it will certainly entertain. Lego racing.

programming and commercials making your smarter

Unlike the intent of dumbing down viewers, television has the potential for helping people improve their memory. TV has so many commercials that viewers either have TiVo and don't watch them or watch one channel until commercials, then turn to at least one other channel to avoid commercials. In this way, they remember what's going on in two or three different shows. I mute commercials or watch something else. TNT is notorious for losing my interest so much so that I flat out don't retun to the channel because of the 5- 7 minutes of commericals followed by 2 minutes of show, etc.

nothing required

nothing required
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

It's almost getting to the point of me needing a new blog to cripe about these issues. I have enough arguments about Career Builder. Now, if you notice, employers aren't using hot links designed in the interface. They have reversed the trend so that they spend 20-30 seconds on a resume, meanwhile the prospective employee must read quite a bit to decided if s/he qualifies for a job. Unfair!

Great balls of fire!

in Amalfi - Italy
Originally uploaded by Elisabeth Gaj.

original title: in Amalfi - Italy

You might be up all night, but when it comes to a finish -- burning love takes on a whole new meaning.

Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme

Movies and quotes that should have been

"Hello, my name is Steven Segal. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
"Hello, my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
....
Steven Segal in, "Above Dignity"
Steven Segal in, "Belly of the Bastard"
Steven Segal in, "Out For Money (sequel to Out of Money)"
Steven Segal in, "Overplayed"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Three Men and a Little Ladee"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Mulletproof Punk"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Universally Bad Movie 3"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Thaiborg (exercise video)"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Bad Acting Warrant"

Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How I Succeded in Acting Without Even Trying"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How to Murder Your Wife"; guest appearance by Robert Blake
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Clueless in Utah"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Anger misManagement"; written and directed by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; edited by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; running time 75 seconds.

tasting these again (new dialogue on old strips)

There! That loose tooth is finally out!

Ring ... are you prepared for Jehovah's return?

I swore he said tea specimen.

Prone to macing people.

Hazmat suits disguise those within.

Worst prepared hunter award goes to ...

winner of hotdog eating contest suffers.

This doctor is desperate to remove unwanted body hair.

The 24th century doesn't offer any better hope on glasses that fit.

What you won't be getting

You're looking at the job wishin' you could work there, but you're stitin' jobless at home like Poindexter.
Thanks for advertising this job after it's done. That's one more job you won't be getting.

+ thanks to Young MC for inspiration

Tasting these twice (new dialogue on old strip)

Flash instinctively hunts for food. Sadly, he chooses people. His good friend the doctor reminds him that they packed for for the trip.

What's a man doing with a compact?

Character becomes suicidal. He wanted to be an actor, but instead landed a role in a B sci-fi series, likely later to be cast in B horror movies.

Ring the doorbell and run!

Security is already drunk when the good guys try to sneak past. The security is on a 72-hour workday and bender.

swimsuit wedgie

swimsuit wedgie
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Man do I hate wedgies! Aparently cartoon characters get them too. Man I wish I could sleep!

labeling my house

Well, it isn't my house and I shouldn't keep explosives, but if I did ... this would be the way to go. That way, in case anyone wanted TNT, dynamite, gasoline, dry gun powder or anything like that, it would be there. I keep it tucked away in the woods. Certainly nothing could go wrong.