Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme

Movies and quotes that should have been

"Hello, my name is Steven Segal. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
"Hello, my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme. I killed this genre. Prepare to die."
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Steven Segal in, "Above Dignity"
Steven Segal in, "Belly of the Bastard"
Steven Segal in, "Out For Money (sequel to Out of Money)"
Steven Segal in, "Overplayed"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Three Men and a Little Ladee"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Mulletproof Punk"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Universally Bad Movie 3"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Thaiborg (exercise video)"
Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Bad Acting Warrant"

Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How I Succeded in Acting Without Even Trying"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "How to Murder Your Wife"; guest appearance by Robert Blake
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Clueless in Utah"
Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in, "Anger misManagement"; written and directed by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; edited by Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme; running time 75 seconds.