one man, 2nd cup

"That's funny, he never has a second cup at home." +

It isn't nearly as exciting, but it isn't graphic and sickening either as two gross girls doing wrongful things.

+ from coffee ad, later used in Airplane.

stay

Stay here ... it could be your last (k) night. They are missing out on a chance for haunted hotel.
They "appear" to be renovating, but honestly ... it looks like a sci-fi or horror scene.
Perhaps they can film Identity II here or Dark Water II or something. Dare I suggest Psycho VI?

makeshift flash filter

room without lights, just flash

room with overhead light and flash

bottle on bright orange fabric, which I used as filter

yellowed with petal

natural, both were night shots

flash with green leaf cover as filter

flash with green leaf cover as filter

purple leaf cover on flash

flash with purple petal cover as filter

natural color, shot at night

I used a post-it note on a few, then used petals and leaves for the other hues. By placing the material directly in front of the flash, I got some dark images.

Santa begins

Ho Ho Ho
Batman' smells
robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
and Joker got away

Come on MR .... waiting to read Kathy's line regarding Nancy's version.

location of headaches

The doctor gave me a sheet and asked me where it hurt.

Who can argue with that?

"He pushed me off his lap"

Girl recalls going to heaven care of FW News

irony, tips

now hiring

How it works. [link]
Oh, come on! I can't have been the only one to see this.

be what you want to be

At Career Bewilder, you can be what you want to be.

I was changing my resume on Career Builder and it took many, many, many steps. I had to continually answer "no" to higher education. I believe I was asked three times by different universities.

Thank goodness for my, "silly brain", I can avoid it.

+ YouTube series (Retarded Policeman) [link]

happy family

Charlie plays while L holds K.

Charlie's ladder

As luck would have it, I saw Charlie today. Oh, I also saw his parents K. & L. (Monkeyjack). He is clutching a dollar that he found earlier in the day. I understand he found another dollar the day before. Their trip to the lake was curtailed as L. was called into work. Darn them!

Hungry?

For those who aren't afraid of more meat on their buns.
Protein

pulled off center

This shows how bad the alignment was. We returned the vehicle for one that was "better". The first one also made the sound of grinding metal. Wonderful!

Charlie's pain

Well, Charlie had a nagging pain. Lori and Keith thought it might be a low-tolerance issue to a minor problem. Upon further looking, he has a new molar just bursting to come out. Well, literally, not figuratively.

Marcus, by chance alone, had some oragel-like ointment and he was much relieved with the deadening of nerves from the aching tooth.

Charlie has new teeth -- ah, the days go by and he grows older, as do we all.

Privately preparing

Attention! Present arms!
Charlie at G.I. Joe's in FW. I got this via cell phone

What a great shot

I wish it had been my shot, but alas ... anyway, it is rude, funny, silly. You could promptly say or type the obvious, but I think it stands on its own.

another bit of child art

My niece's art to her mom that my sister didn't immediately get.

Jedi fight

Charlie tries to wipe out the more powerful Jedi ... his father.

Further evidence that California should not be a state

San Diego Charter School (Helix High School) hires only the finest horniest teachers available.
They "might" lose their charter.

cup

This morning I had a steaming hot cup of STFU!

shots for the inquisitive

parking lot lights

upside down handicapped parking paint, very well worn

water, not sweat, on my arm

apple core

green and holding onto the tree

don't tread on me

even the dead are supported

"It's green"

Today I worked with my sister

At her house on her projects. I helped her weed-wack the marsh at the end of her backyard leaving it especially smelly. I helped my brother-in-law move an old trailer, which we found out that had immobile axles. [original story here]. My sister lost the lawnmower key, she had to buy new ones. I helped hang a door and set up a large fire in the fire pit.

Monday holds a special treat! I get to load a U-Haul!

scary image

That will haunt me for a while.

stuff that the local birds don't eat

I don't know why. Nope, not tomatoes.

rummage sale

A friend is in a bit of a "pickle", so she is doing a rummage sale. This is a sample of her nephew's stuff she is planning on selling next week. Granted, she isn't in FW, but I plan to help her sell if she'll let me. Need toys or child things for a boy? It's all gotta go!

It's a carnival

My friend's son on dragon ride.

pictures of stuff you don't know

Now, what are they?

what people will buy

Look, it's BS, but it's new and improved BS. We'll take all you got.

tick tock

The mouth parts are still there, as you will note. This is a picture of it recently removed still alive. It was found on his chest.

My father got a tick, but from where? Here she is ... glutton tick.
Another question is, what kind of tick is it?
There's one brood of ticks that won't be.

I packed it in napkin, coated with alcohol, ignited it.
This was a funeral pyre of one for no one.

fortune cookie

No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need.

23 Minutes in Hell

It was a suggested book. Well, I believe this guy believes what he's saying. The writing has serious "glitches"+, but here . (PDF).. read for yourself.

Man is taken to Hell to view the torments of others experiences some of his own.











+ [spolier] "It was pitch black", "I saw my flesh pulled away."

tit for tat

Iran tested missiles that could reach Israel and US bases. The US reminded Iran that it had missiles in the US already capable of delivering packages heavier and faster than FED EX could ever do. The US has kindly sent Iran some more nuclear material with new ICBM delivery service. When it absolutely, positively has to get there in 20 minutes. The silent service carrier will send the package upon completion of the transaction.

Click ... done.

Is that the end?

the paint mark is real ... I just added letters

"Look at my Mexican stance!"
I got this via cell phone with, "There's more than corn in Indiana"

3rd grade text

My niece discarded an old notebook. I gathered the sheets and will sparsely keep it alive. When possible, I will use the specific text written on her pages.

Thank you J.

Taking care of a dog is a big job because you need to give it lots of you’re time. You have to give the dog some food that cost money. To top it off you have to clean up after the dog since the poor dog can’t do that. But it is really nice to have a dog.

My stuff that I did today
Today I played soccer and our team lost. It was forth agensed fith gread. It was a weared game and we went back and forth. We would of got a shot of getting a score but Katty passed the ball to the fith fread team so we lost and the fith gread wone. I don’t think I am good at soccer at all. I hop we will wine the next time.

I would’n call the president. Enstead I would call my Grandma

My family has a mom a dad my Sister and my brother. I have 10 animals 4 frogs 1 turtle 2 birds 2 bunnys 1 dog. We have a white house with a play ground. Some times we have whasps that schar me. My brother is 18 and my sister is 13. My mom is 42 and my dad is 42 too I think they are old.

Fall ideas for writing:
“Racking, My hallowing”, were under the category of "true"
“the night I will not never forget, The honted house, weired people, Tormomowers Fright”, were under the category of “macked up”


Whut I Do to mack myself feel Better. If you need some edvice or if you don’t. I’m going to tell you whut I do when I wunt to feel better. I play with my animals and if they don’t to play with them they allwares do wunt to be played with so I don’t have to worry about that. Whell that’s all by

What would I pack for a perfect lunch? There would not be a favort lunch for me. Exrpet if my lunch had ice cream with choklet coverd rasons. Cholet shake.

Things I need to upprove on. I’m going to be a better student. I want to be a better speller and try to get my greads higher. Also I want to be better in life.

My favorite thing to do if I want to cool off in the summer time is to go swimming. I love going swimming because you can have fun while you cool down. Pluse you can flote so you can have a tan and you arnt burning up. I love going to the pool it cools me down.