Neena sleeps in laundry

Neena loves warm laundry and fell asleep. She has taken a hold of me and commands me often. she prefers being hand-fed wet food and treats. She was rescued from the Whitley County Animal shelter and I think she rescues me sometimes ... in ensuring that I keep level-headed and spend my time playing. When the dog isn't here, she has free range as she prefers.

drivin' me nuts

Robot Chicken, Adult Swim.

drinkdiculous

Maybe 21 shots for 21 years was a big mistake after all. Dude, I'm so sorry that I yacked on you.

+ scene from Star Trek, "Operation, Annihilate!"
++ you just can't beat last minute special effects, like fake barf

3 things

Well, Charlie looked at a Christmas ornament from Star Trek's "City on the Edge of Tomorrow" and said, "look, Wiggles".

Quickphale McGraw

nIc go-ing guyz. This is a page from Charlie's homework. While the idea is to show long and short vowels, it is, nonetheless, full of errors. The first one I saw in 3 seconds was I lIke to ride or "I like to rid". The other obvious ones are sl I de and th E.

Do you need an editor? I'll take the job, thanks!

typically older

It's the weight gain too.My grandparents had it, not an heirloom, but it is now mine to keep.
Gee, thanks!

doops

being in print isn't fair
when it's there, it's history

Context

Where any casual reader will see this and think of some disease that these young manga girls have, but in actuality, the diseased are the zombies below. The writers claim the zombies pursue their darkest desires, and example of which showed them hiking up skirts.

Maybe the diseased ones are the writers.

caution

Things behind you are larger than they appear!
"Why didn't somebody tell me my butt was so big!"+

Tawnya took my camera and presto -- embarrassment in seconds.

+ Spaceballs

UN popular

pay the price for your lack of playtime

"Daddy, please!"

old, beware

unlucky US

AIG leader comes out wantin' our pot o' gold. Tis' the taxpayers who'll dole out the money to ye. Aye! And you thought the snakes were bad! Ah, surely he's a wearin' o' the greed, not the green.

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I sense something is wrong here.

chase

Yeah, he's been chasing me for a few months now. Unlike the joy of the Geico stack of money chasing me, these bills won't give up and won't get tired.

look out

I just don't know if this was a good or evil search

I met this guy selling insurance

He said or grunted that something was going to happen and that I ought to pay up.

I know ... it's a rough draft, but was only 20 minutes of work

buy here, think here

product warning: may not be effective with politicians, fundamentalists, and selfish indignants.

delivering the jobs?

find her bearing

This couple is why there is the service to help people, not "Octo-Mom's" drastic cry for psychological help.