Timely Demise of Sanity

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Good photos of 2006

-- photo courtesy of Megan O.

There will be more to come

quirky titles

I pieced all the titles on this page. They were, well ... funny. It is amazing what you sometimes find looking for jobs. I like the picture titles of "man on computer" and "woman_pointing".

Monday, January 08, 2007

Quickly, before shelving my rough draft

I can always look at this later ...
I started a new blog htat isn't a mad cap list of rantings. It's different, not better than this. If you don't like it, don't read it.

bits and pieces

Keep your family and friends close
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don't make or keep enemies

Be on guard

Make every shot count

Don't get mad, don't get mean

Hide when you need to hide

Put your best foot forward and give shakes and high fives

bits and pieces for scrapbook and rough draft (1 of many)

That's what I saw -- that doesn't look like a job. It looks like an ad.

Where I grew was near a school. I heard, being part of it, children screaming and playing. I heard birds, geese and ducks. I heard the railroad, heard planes, and a raceway on the weekends very near the airport. On some shifting wind and high-humidity days I could smell the airport, smell the wire magnet companies and International Harvester (a few miles away). This city was, at one point, the magnet wire capital -- as though that were a noble title.

I have decided not to delete this blog. It was my plan, considering everything. I will, maybe, attend to this rough draft, but right now, I'm moving on.

Burning bridges before I cross them

Somehow, in my efforts to find a job, I am not getting return calls. I am purging opportunities before I reach them and I don't know how. I've tried silence and tried verbosity, but usually stick to the hard course of middle ground. I "ain't found" + squat as it were. I referred to poison earlier, so I applied that to myself and I'll be buggered if I can shake it or lose it. I get the image in my mind, "Oh, we've heard of you!"++

+ racially rude scene in Spaceballs combing the desert.

++ [a little long-winded story as to why this phrase is funny] Friends and I used to work at a video store and watched hundreds of videos. Not a one of us was Randall (from Clerks). TJ ("You call him Doctor Jones") was in the store when a preview tape was playing (as if a trailer was going to make anyone suddenly charge after the movie being advertised). Hellraiser was on with the quote, "Your pain will be legendary, even in Hell". TJ quipped that upon arrival in hell, the other damned would remark, "Oh. We've heard of you!"

As far as the drones being controlled by a force, I guess some people did star up at the screens and pursue the movie advertised. If you ever have a retail job for any length of time, you might get a different feel for the general public. In Dante's perspective, consumers are the lustful, which are unsettled and on winds of desire, just beyond the demon secretary of hell, who places you. I don't mean all cosumers, but some are as controllable as water from a spigot.

Since I mentioned Rupert ...

Emma Watson, I would suggest stay a bit longer in the UK+, as she might be as tantilizing as the Olsen twins to pedophiles and barely legal pursuers. Undoubtedly, she, like other young girl actors, would be given millions of offers to star in "smaller script" roles, when the beauty is in her nakedness or other. Many girls have fallen to this road. If you take note of those who take it, few are as "pretty" since they are soiled and dirty from their choice.

Daniel Radcliffe, possibly in defiance of his agent, took his path on stage. I see that he is casted in the Harry Potter role, but like Voldemort, it is a shadow that will follow him. Think of Heath Ledger. He might not be gay, but to play one in the movies, well ... "Hollywood Poison" as they say.

+ in this, I mean that she could do more acting and be her own actor, therefore not needing to take the cruddy roles, just to make ends meet.

Monster House

The rating was right on this one. This isn't a very fluid young kid's movie. That being remarked, I think a few other elements should have been reconsidered before its release:

[WARNING, includes MOVIE parts. DO NOT READ if you want to see the movie for the first time]

criminal conversion (shoplifting) of a boy from his father's pharmacy,
minor in consuption (late teen drinking beer),
child-care provider abandoning charge ,
Ron Jeremy-esque character nearly petting babysitter on car near end of movie,
to-be built house in the middle of nowhere (literally in scrub land) with children hiding behind bushes tossing eggs.

Some of the elements are good, creative, disturbing. With the direction, left of child-oriented, they ought to have added more adult language, themes, or other elements.

Highlights: character reactions, Jumaji fright and repeated elements. Sam Lerner is a good voice match for Rupert Grint. I'm hoping to see some US acting ops for Rupert. Most of the characters have weakened values on their body parts. While I understand that it is animated, it looked a bit flat when you saw the hair that looked, well ... plastic. If they went to the time to put together so many other things, why did they skip out on the hair?

I thought the movie was okay, weaknesses stated and that it looked like "buy this movie now as the video game" feel to it.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Indiana?

Hey ... Indiana has somebody with fewer loose ends: Greg Kinnear is from Logansport, Indiana. I guess that goes to show me that Indiana can have a celebrity who isn't too wacky, like Michael Jackson, Dan Quayle, et al. If all else fails, Orville Redenbacher --- yeah, Indiana can claim him! Indiana might be fat, might be categorically dumb, but we produce the greatest amount of popcorn and consume the greatest amount of ice cream, our crowning achievements.

Movies

"Jackbutt 2 Unrated" -- category of: didn't choose it, didn't want to see it, watched it anyway. The scariest part of the movie, knowing that one of them is actually married. I wasted my time here.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend was entertaining, not stellar by any means, but had some comical parts. Worth half to full rental fee. I wouldn't want to own it. Nudity was Luke Wilson. If you were hoping for Anna Farris or Uma Thurman -- dream on.

Girls Bravo! (Japanese anime). I'm beginning to think America sends the wrong message via media to Japan and vice versa. It is yet another comedy - adult themed show where a guy is surrounded by women, but is deathly afraid of them. In the course of the show he takes brutal punishment. It was odd; not funny, not terrible and certainly not good.

Hoodwinked was quite an entertaining movie. There are a lot of background things you want to investigate, so well worth watching again. The music and artistry are great, as well as sound. The story -- many versions of events leading to a possible arrest. The plot isn't too complex, yet the comedy is good. Patrick Warburton, you would think would have been the woodcutter, but he worked better as the wolf. Nice casting, graphics. I recommend this movie. I know, that's a shock.

Curious George is a movie filmed in such a way that home viewing lacks what it offered in the theater. Some of the work appeared to be an attemept to match Margaret Rey's style of minimalist art, where the background often was limited in favor of an important scene in the story. Much like the character in the books, he is not bad, just curious.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Watching the prints of Foxtrot

I have been reading Foxtrot for so many years -- decades. Recently Bill Amend decided to end his dailies work, but will continue to do Sunday comics. If you look at the years of comics, talent, charcters -- it's worthy of pride. I sent him an email, not expecting a reply, that I appreciated his decades of comics, finding laughter in his work.

Jason now has even more time to do years and years of homework in just one night -- to be better than his arch nemesis Katie. His partner Marcus and he will go on manly-man adventures to pester and torment Paige.

Paige and her friend Nicole, in return, will shop at every store possible, eventually to get the wedding dress for his marriage to Paige's dreamy Pierre.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Chck'd statz

I looked and found that one popular picture on my flickr has directed many to my blog, "swimsuit wedgie". I'm not sure if they, like me, found it funny or whether they found it erotic ... eww. Anyway, wedgie seems to be a fetish for some. I never ever thought about it, but if people get off on shoes, toes (and the fondling and sucking thereof), it really doesn't go much beyond that for other fetishes. A strange one, I saw on random video sites was face farting. Now, I could discuss this at length, but I'll pass.

Jobs and the likelihood of getting them

This one sounds like a home-prostitute ("grinding")

I think they are primarily seeking women here

What is a lumper?

and finally, I estimate that I won't get these jobs.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

My brain is going

bread mold
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

I can feel it, I can feel it. Stop. What are you doing Dave? I need that.

[line noise]

... would you like to hear a song?

G'Night

I had two interveiws today. One was daycare provider/teacher that might have gone well. The second was for a Korean job; on the phone. It also seemed to go okay. The interveiw I had yesterday I don't think went well, but I don't know that.

If the Wednesday job wants me, they will call me tomorrow and I'll start next week. If they others call me, it will be next week. It would be nice to have two Fort Wayne jobs to wipe out my piles of bills.