just the pictures

These are pictures from an old health book on home first aid. I think you can make great captions for them yourself. I will submit just a few. Uh, too easy

When he won't give you the money ...

Mommy isn't pregnant . . . and neither are you little girl.

Truth or Dare. Maybe you should try, "truth" next time.

I have chosen the worst possible reading position. I shall also impair my reading with this stern look closing my eyes.

Boy, the exorcism took much of Mommy's Tupperware Party time. It looks like some one's in trouble.

You're young, the machines are big and odd looking. Yes, Virginia, you will be scared.

It's OK. Everyone your age is getting an earring. You say your day is a Village person?

Whoa! You sold your kidney? Maybe next time they'll take it out from the correct side.

So you see, Jill, we can't release you until ....
Good . . . cough, whoa. OK, you're G. I. tract is working now.

Melinda found this really made getting pregnant tough.

We found this, you called it incense ash, in your bedroom Betty. Could you explain it? It doesn't smell like incense.

"Lava Boy, on the other hand ..."
"This is how Mommy keeps her weight down. Come on, in a few years it will be a piece of cake. Oh, did I say cake? Mommy will be binging and purging that tonight, for sure!"

"You know how you are on long trips Timmy. Sniff this like last time and we''ll be half-way there before you know it."