likes to bash parked cars

gold Escalade

The occupants apparently had no problem striking my mirror opening their door. I was parked, waiting in my car for a friend who held a ticket for me. These fools (or Superfriends, "Super fools") clearly would have dented the crap otu of my car had I not been in the car to witness it.

Tip: if your butt is as wide as your vehicle and you have trouble parking both -- don't own the SUV.