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JOB # 2:

Research Volunteers

Description
[locations] needs volunteers of Asian descent for paid medical research studies.
Please call [name] Clinic Recruiting Office at (###) ###-#### or (1 800 MIX-ALOT) or visit our website [name].com for details.

Source - Battle Creek Enquirer - Battle Creek, MI

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