Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

are apply goodness

So, I got this email for a “job”. I highlighted a few of the funnier bits.

Dear Mr\Mrs Our corporation would like to offer you a good opportunity to make a successful career building. We have looked through your resume and Curriculum Vitae at the job seeking websites and decided to send you this invitation e-mail. Our business group, [name deleted], is looking for cooperative, efficient people with the reliable attitude to a job. That is why, we would wish to see you a member of our team.

A few words about our company - [name deleted]: We are specializing in worldwide escrow performing services. Over the term of 4 years, we have been standing the patterns of quality and progress, using state-of-the-art technologies and equipment. Our company has got world-wide activities and international benefits. The official representative of the 20 countries all over the world (the USA, Canada, Western and Eastern Europe) prefer to have to work with [name deleted]. Corporate headquarters is situated in Poland and we have got a few branches in the USA. The quantity of our customers is proliferating, that is why our corporation needs to extend staff at the regional offices.

If you are interested in apply for a well-paid, well-provided and alluring job with the long-term career possibilities pliant schedule and a variety of perks and bonuses, [name deleted]. would be glad to see you on board. You can find more details about the position available and learn more information about our company at your earliest convenience. Our support team is ready to provide you all the essential instructions and succour. Feel free to send us an e-mail.

If you take pride in your work and inspire those around you, we would love to hear from you at [name deleted]@gmail.com. To begin collaboration with our business corporation, please, fill the attached application contract and send it back to us.

For you convenience, here is [name deleted] full contact information:

- telephone: +[number removed] -mail: [name deleted]@gmail.com

Our vacant positions are ready to be taken by any resourceful and ambitious person like you.

Best Regards, [name deleted]. Recruiting Manager.

So, when I looked into the sending email of qq.com, I got a completely different site. Yep, good company when recruiting manager are using gmail for liking document for good working sending when winds favor you. I didn’t open the application doc nor apply. I did, however, find qq.com translated to English amusingly problematic.


My take on qq

Go here: are receiving English good words (this is a sample from qq)

Under the pressure of the apology is not necessarily true, but her remarks aroused public indignation than the original after it is sincere. It is said that Lufthansa is a very high IQ woman, in her appear "instinct" when there are rumors. The high-IQ people say is characterized by or very straight, or very bending. Lufthansa chose the former. Straight said that the characteristics of being easy to spread, and then transferred aliasing. Lufthansa's statement marked no courtesy, she started her on the topic. In the language, I think she called for the residual brain can, because she did not control the outcome of things is maintained. Sharapova back diary as the same as foreign journalists jet, and bold words, like more than just words. The price is pleased expression of insecurity.

1 comment:

MR said...

You should get a job, it will provide a practical and much-needed distraction.