Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she was stopped by friend, Rabbit, who warned her to be careful of the wolf, for he would jump on her bones and play with her cleavage. She said, "thanks, I'll be okay."
A short while later, friend Owl reminded her of the dangers of the wolf and again, Red dismissed Owl with, "Thanks" showing a 9mm handgun for protection.
Minutes later, the wolf jumps right in front of her stating that he was going to jump on her bones and play with her cleavage.
"Oh no you're not", screamed Red. She brandished her pistol, leveling it on the wolf's head between his terrified eyes. "You're gonna eat me, just like it says here in the book!"
Friday, August 18, 2006
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