I applied for the marauder/adventurer, which is really pirate, but that is a foul term now. The company was looking for someone with more experience. Look, I can pillage, I can loot! I'm ready! "Ben, tell him I'm ..." +
I tried to detail my experience in ransacking villages, grabbing hoards of treasure .. it was not to be. I had the sinister nature down, the scowl, the "arrgh", but no job.
+ Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back
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"arrgh, it's driving me nuts."
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