Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I had to keep it in the one place they wouldn't find it

So, there I was carrying this uncomfortable hunk of metal in the one place that they wouldn't find it -- my ***. So, let me get this straight. You're out on parole, found naked, masturbating in public with a metal awl shoved up your rectum?
Yes.

Book him or shoot him. We're done with this guy. He could never handle being in society again.

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