Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

So what would I be doing? (from a job posting)

Earn More Than You’ve Ever Earned!

Experience the Opportunity of a Lifetime!

Join one of the world’s most respected and fastest-growing advertising, publishing and production companies.

Our company is recognized internationally for revolutionizing our industry…

We have totally transformed the phone book industry…

Changed the approach, style and look of magazines…

Developed new and exciting approaches to video and web design…

And totally reinvented the way companies compensate, recognize and train their people.

We are well respected for our cutting edge ideas, as well as the fantastic results we bring to our customers. We have won hundreds of awards locally, regionally, nationally and internationally for creativity, design, innovation and effectiveness. We are also one of the most facilitated advertising, publishing and production companies in the world.

We recruit only the Best of the Best to sell and represent our unusually high quality products.

Our goal is to attract the best people in the industry, then empower them to lead our organization and assist it in its continued growth. We have a long history of creating an atmosphere where you can earn respect, relish in your achievements and experience unlimited growth and earning potential. Finally, our best Market Consultants have a career track that could lead to Sales Management, Sales Training and other key corporate positions.

Our compensation plan is the best in our industry…anywhere in the world. Additionally, we offer a totally unique Lifestyle and Bonus Plan. Our on-going training is unique and effective. We believe in promoting from within. We are presently seeking additional top-level performers to enhance our existing Dream Team.

WE OFFER:

THE BEST COMPENSATION…By far the best compensation package in our industry!

THE BEST LIFESTYLE PACKAGE…The most unique, most comprehensive incentive and benefits package in any industry…anywhere.

DREAM VACATIONS…We reward our team by giving them the opportunities to take dream vacations to fun and exotic places.

THE BEST PRODUCTS & SERVICES…Award winning innovative products and services that have been voted best worldwide. The envy of our competition.

THE BEST TRAINING…We provide one of the most complete and intensive training programs anywhere. It is proven to be one of the most effective sales systems anywhere.

THE BEST PERSONAL & PROFESSIONAL GROWTH…Beautiful work environment enhanced by a pleasant, down-to-earth work atmosphere.

RESPECT & RECOGNITION…We appreciate our team and show them that appreciation through the respect and recognition they deserve.

MORE PERSONAL TIME…Because our team is expected to work hard, they are also expected to play hard. We offer them much more personal time than most other companies.

CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY…We give our people more opportunities to control where they go, how fast they go and how far they go. There are no ceilings here!

UNPARALLELED JOB SECURITY…We have never laid off any of our team, never held back paychecks or downsized. We care about our team and we do whatever we can to show it.

WE REQUIRE:

TOP LEVEL PERFORMERS WITH A PROVEN RECORD OF SUCCESS
SELF-MOTIVATED, HIGH ENERGY WINNERS
GOAL-ORIENTED TEAM PLAYERS
INTEGRITY, HONESTY & LOYALTY
COMMITMENT TO FOLLOWING PROVEN SYSTEMS
PERSEVERANCE & DEDICATION
A WORK HARD – PLAY HARD ATTITUDE

COMPENSATION:

MARKET CONSULTANTS…$75,000 to $250,000 (based on experience & abilities)

ROOKIES…$26,000 to $50,000 (based on experience & abilities)

Salaries are all guaranteed (we do not draw against anything)

WE ALSO OFFER:

A TOTAL LIFESTYLES PACKAGE THAT INCLUDES:

Health insurance, dental, optical, chiropractic, family physicals, health club membership

Transportation package including auto, fuel allowance, plates, insurance, maintenance and detailing

Vacation package

Personal Care package

Adult / Child Care package

Education package

Incentives & Bonuses

TRAINING:

Training Salary during entire training period

4 weeks initial training

Continuing education

Industry training

Field training

Cross Sell training

If you have a proven record of success, have the talent and commitment to earn a six-figure income and are used to hard work, e-mail your resume to:

or fax to:
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Check us out at:
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