Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

If you

spend more on fireworks, cigarettes, or alcohol than you do on food --- you might be a Bumpis*
If you use fireworks more often than your grill, you might be a Bumpis, if you shoot a shotgun in celebration or defeat equally often, you might be a Bumpis; if you have more children than digits, you might be a Bumpis


I leave near Bumpis famiies. I think I need to move.



* Bumpis family from Christmas Story, with 99 dogs.

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