We didn't start the fire

Oh, wait ... yes we did!

Monkeyjack and I were the only ones to have Apple computers in 1988. So, we were intersted in file-sharing, that's how we met.
Hey, who's [my name]?
Look for the guy with his shirt open with a full beard and hair hanging out. Keith found me with no problem.

While file-sharing, an inspired thought came about ... why not start that wad of paper on fire?! Why not then?

Light ... hold ... ouch, fire! Fire! Fire!
Run to toilet flush the fire. Wow! That was pretty stupid.