This old house

Monkeyjack removed a wall.

"You see, what you got there is a portal to another dimension."+

+ House II

drinkdiculous

Maybe 21 shots for 21 years was a big mistake after all. Dude, I'm so sorry that I yacked on you.

+ scene from Star Trek, "Operation, Annihilate!"
++ you just can't beat last minute special effects, like fake barf

Happy Mother's Day!

When my prayers were poorly said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?
.......Me Mudder!

In the morning,
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribbled some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?
.......Me Mudder!

Who took me from my cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when me could not?
.......Me Mudder!

Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd.....fart?
.......Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows
drooped, and screamed and yelled
til she had the croup when in
me Sunday pants I...pooped?
.......Me Mudder!

And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
.......Me Fadder!!!!!

stupid and random

You have a gun, you have a target, uh ... shoot.
I think that creature needs some salt phaser. You better load it up on that.
Well, you think I'm crazy now? Wait til you bill me when I don't have money.
It is an odd placement for an ad. Robert Paattison listed under an online game for a pervert.

paid to play

The neighbor kids bade me hello and the girl was bored. I helped her into the tree and she was proud to show her mommy how she can jump off safely onto the ground. Later, she and I dug for worms. She had to go eat, then go to Wal-Mart. She presented me with a gift. It was a nice treat.

She's young, don't critic the spelling, please.

3 things

Well, Charlie looked at a Christmas ornament from Star Trek's "City on the Edge of Tomorrow" and said, "look, Wiggles".

Quickphale McGraw

nIc go-ing guyz. This is a page from Charlie's homework. While the idea is to show long and short vowels, it is, nonetheless, full of errors. The first one I saw in 3 seconds was I lIke to ride or "I like to rid". The other obvious ones are sl I de and th E.

Do you need an editor? I'll take the job, thanks!

GM isn't done screwing over America

Just wait, they'll make more ... money overseas. After taking lots and lots of bailout money, GM has decided it would be wiser to build cars overseas and leaves the workforce in America out of many jobs. Tough luck, suckers.

"You, the taxpayers, can get double your money back if you can find the ace." Of course, if the ace were one of the cards, you might stand a chance. GM gives us the 3 Card Monte and we play it anyway.

GM, you owe America the money -- NOW. Keeping an America company afloat by not employing Americans. That's a clever plan.

Charlie

He broke his foot on one day, then some time later, decorated his first cake.

clean swing

Tawnya and I headed out to the park to walk. It was good, fun, mixed with bad timing. The stinking bikes were flying through the woods on a race. They cared little for what and who got struck.

There was a vine hanging down. I remembered swinging on these things when I was young, so -- again, my fat belly and butt tried it. Tawnya was hesitant at first, but relented and had a good time.

She is great! She's bold, adventuresome, and a part of me I will not let go without a fight. She joked that the bra we found in the woods to be someone we knew. The person quickly responded, "That's not mine! That's not my size"! Of course, we were kidding.

Poker night

We played several games of poker. This time we played with chips and Mike came out the winner. Jeff hosted and presented us with lots to eat. We all ate well, drank some and played so-so.




Two defining games were: "Up and Down the River" aka Marcus always loses game, and "Screw Your Neighbor". The In-Between I chose lasted far too long. "... River" game saw many dealers pay out to the players. Wicked, unpredictable, non-strategy game.


The end of the evening was a bit more risque. My love called me and the guys gave me heck about the sweet talking I did. No sooner did I finish, then Monkeyjack did the same sticking thing. While I was in restroom, Monkeyjack did something naughty.

He tried to trick my love into thinking it was me, sending her a dirty message. She knew it wasn't me, but later continued a conversation with Dave. We shared the whole conversation, filthy as it was. My love actually held back, not wanting to shock or offend anyone.

Ahem, that's my love!

Thanks all! It was a fun night!

I quit, get life back

Stupid game! I had to quit because I just stopped doing other things making more sense. Facebook and other networks host Mafia Wars. It is much like the old BBS games of turn based and things happen while you are not online. You are limited, somewhat, as to what you can complete and accomplish while on.

I need to write and do things again. Skip the game, live again.

When you don't know

Try many ways to found out the answer. Here is one way,

McAfee Trusted sites.

Despite her claim

This is the swinging type she is. She might have mislead others, but I know.

Finally, negative press

Man MSNBC! How long and how bad does a person have to be to get negative press from you? Finally, the rest of the rational world told Iran's ill-leader what was on their minds.

"Go in the closet and suck eggs", if only they were so mean. They should have done more than throw paper wads. How about shoes? This jerk has yet to get his comeuppance.

typically older

It's the weight gain too.My grandparents had it, not an heirloom, but it is now mine to keep.
Gee, thanks!

doops

being in print isn't fair
when it's there, it's history

40 -- I know it's late.

or (2^3) * (2+3)

And so ... I am four decades old. Man, and to think I am shooting for four more decades. It has been a long haul to get my reckless insidious hide to this point. To for that I thank family and friends.

I am surprised indeed that I have friends up to this point especially since "Marcus stories" proceed me.

I could not find a good picture of Lori or of Charlie.

I appreciate all the effort and work it took to do this. I truly don't deserve friends like you, but I appreciate you very much!

I would like to thank:

Tawnya

Amy, Andrew, Charles, Charlie, Christopher, Connie, Dave, Dave, Dylan, Heather, Jeff, Jeff, Jeremy, JJ, Josh, Keith, Lisa, Lori, Maddie, Mike, Paula, Scott, Simone, TJ, William

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thanks Keith, Lori, Charlie for hosting.

The bomb cake was the bomb. I also didn't smash anything. How wonderful!

I look forward to the many photos that you all have.

4 - 0, uh oh

I had a great weekend, when the week started ... it got crazy. For all of my friends and family,

THANK YOU!

I will write and post pictures later.

Context

Where any casual reader will see this and think of some disease that these young manga girls have, but in actuality, the diseased are the zombies below. The writers claim the zombies pursue their darkest desires, and example of which showed them hiking up skirts.

Maybe the diseased ones are the writers.