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creepy man again

The story here is, that I wanted to take a picture with the camera extended. Well, the results were terrible and comical. Enjoy!

impulse to anger

I know I was angry, because I didn't do the best thing I could have done to fix the problem. I had my camera in my hand coming back from the walk and this jerk had pulled up touching my bumper. I, of course, don't have the picture because I was too stinking mad. I got in my car, moved it, then came back and got a picture. As you can see, there is PLENTY of space behind the car, it was the behavior of a jerk.

In fact, the putz didn't even pull up to the steps, which would make sense. Nope. So, if you see this vehicle and plate ... beware the jerk (gender unknown as I never saw the driver). I assume this is parked at the driver's house.

odd sight

photos of a walk

grillin chillin

I got a chance to make it over to Monkeyjack's and enjoyed grillin'. KC managed to try a novel little thing here ... pizza on the grill which turned out good. I didn't eat it, pepperoni -- yuck.

'ell

What the 'ell is in a Dell you ask?

fan that was accessible

laptop monitor

cooling system and DVD drive

small HD

neat but useless keyboard

old motherboard

tossed about

There is a local cat where Tawnya lives and she generally is happy to greet you, walking briskly in a kitty manner to accept petting and to rub against you. The last time that I saw her, she was happily playing with something. The something happened to be a previously living thing. She had caught a mole. I could see the small holes in the lawn where she followed then dug up the mole.

Man, was she happy! She was reliving the fight as it never happened. She picked up the mole, tossed it in the air and struck it down. She did this a while, then held it in her mouth. She batted it around the ground like a soccer ball.

Eventually she agreed to come over to see me and rub against me. She gave me about 30 seconds of "love" as it were, then back she went to playing with the long-since dead prey.

more power to the people

While AIG will rename itself, it occurred to me that taxpayers should have a newly enactable power:

alter loan rates.

That's right! If taxpayers loaned banks money, then they could:

create new fees:

$1 million for late payment plus $100,000 fee for processing for each occurrence.
change of services fees--any services altered (reduced or reassessed at high rates/fees) at any bank receiving stimulus monies will result in an immediate penalty fee of $1 million and an increase of rate equal to or greater than the increase in fees.
Since taxpayers are not competing for business and they are the sole loaning "institution", they can set the rate higher than market value without prior notice and is not subject to arbitration.
non-teller fees--to compensate the job loss for persons not filling the role of tellers for the loan, fees may range from $1,000 to $250,000 depending on locality.
recycling fee--to offset the use paper use and electronic filing and government required hard-copy filing with undisclosed varying rates
without prior notice, loan may be re-assessed to match current market economic need of loaning body (taxpayers)

This could extend to all "bailout" packages to companies and third parties.

Put power and money back in the hands and control of the taxpayers--it's their money.

--- another additional option could be to require all companies (third parties, including individuals) must rename themselves to any name (including previous or current name) with the same font size inclusion of "owes American taxpayers great respect, thanks, and timely repayment of the loan".

It's no secret

She was really thinking, "sleep!"

In case you wanted to know with whom I am in love.
She is here, glorious, wonderful Tawnya!

God knows, now you do too, that she makes me smile!

pay the price for your lack of playtime

"Daddy, please!"

old, beware

Lilly in the backyard

Lilly digs.

no refunds

Ah, that time of year when the drunken punks do surely wish to be drinkin' the green beer. Whotz bahd iz when dey geitz et home.

St. Pauli girl isn't green! It's only in a green bottle ... as is the Heineken and the other pilsners. Lots of ale, none to drink, for the hillbillies were for want of green "domestic" Bud. That's OK, Bubba Jimmy-Bob, Jr. has a case of gonorrhea and is peein' green just the same.

unlucky US

AIG leader comes out wantin' our pot o' gold. Tis' the taxpayers who'll dole out the money to ye. Aye! And you thought the snakes were bad! Ah, surely he's a wearin' o' the greed, not the green.

Just me luck

Heis name eiz Chuck
Heiz wuz dahwoon un heiz luke
'E stepped in dahg c-rap
dene said, "whut da **ck?"

-- poem by O'rlly?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
may there not be a bad word to you made,
and may the sun warm you, putting a great Spring in yer step

Pope missed the boat

Pope declares that sexual abstinence is the key to stopping the spread of AIDS. Yeah, let me know how that works out for you. If the Vatican can't "stop" people from sinning, what fuels the delusion that the mere suggestion that "don't do it" will work?

Did God create humans with the capacity to actively seek out sexual affection from their spouse or was it so designed so that it was terribly painful and disgusting to the point that it would serve only as a means to continue the species. Oh, no ... it actually is perfectly natural and pleasurable to most couples.

Beyond the societal bounds of ceremonial couples (married), do couple engage in sexual activity? Yes, they do. I would propose that many couples do indeed. If I were to suggest a meager 30%, in any large population, that it a great number of people.

Now, take into consideration that HIV isn't like facial acne popping up plainly and sometimes all too clearly for everyone to see. HIV is a disease that may lie seemingly dormant for a short or long while. It may start, then go into a short regression. The only way to find out is to get checked. Often HIV patients have no symptoms. Early AIDS victims also have few or no strong symptoms.

If the Vatican wants to really help, send doctors and build clinics to do free screening to candidates. There, the society should suggest a quarantine micro-society for the AIDS victims so that they don't expose others to the disease. This then would give African nations millennium leper colonies.

Great, welcome to 1800 B.C.

I think a non-sexual person directing sexual people to deny their natural behaviors of normal sexual activity, is moronic. I really think the Vatican needs to get out of the 13th century and enter into a level of thinking that people will naturally have sex. "Don't do it" isn't a good slogan.

I will close this with some Catholic kids actively performing "saddlebacking". Since girls are supposed to save their virginity for marriage, some engage in anal sex so that they are vaginal virgins for marriage. Again, the Vatican needs to rethink many, many, many things stepping away from the situation a bit to see the bigger picture.

How long would you listen to a person telling you the joys of a sexless life?

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I sense something is wrong here.

chase

Yeah, he's been chasing me for a few months now. Unlike the joy of the Geico stack of money chasing me, these bills won't give up and won't get tired.