today's weather ... ouch!

It bites your butt!
I was outside for only a few minutes and my face, ears, nose hurt. Skip all that!

Face cut is the deepest

I got my hair cut and while there the beautician decided to trim up my eyebrows. That's a wonderful service. I got a surprise when I found that I have now 3 eyebrows. She trimmed a bit much and I have what looks like 3 eyebrows. My eyebrows will eventually grow to be only two.

exit interview

I got a call today for an exit interview ... that was 6 weeks after my job ended. Where's the fire? I imagined in another way, a man ready to fire people and Dr. Evil letting me know that it is an "exit interview"

another cartoon showing I'm old

If you know it ... you're old too.

Mormon?

Did they ever read this trash?
"And it came to pass" is used nearly as often as, "the".

Ramblings of a drunk and a boatload of people bought it.

Congratulations!

The one, the original . . .

simple entries

Addiction is easy? Job while getting treatment, 'child care' or 'cleaning and companionship'.

It's not what you think!

Let it up and take a puff . . . pass it to me now!

It was an inflatable hammer toy. When I later looked at it, well ... I thought I looked I was hearing the bong, bong, bong of bells.

Scariest book for teen girls

In the new Baby-Sitter's Club book, one girl re-examines McDonald's for employment. She meets the Dugger family with 19 kids. That $6 an hour job doesn't look so fun or neat. Betti begins twitching and her eye develops a tic, then she spends much of the day texting, "All work and no play makes Betti a dull girl."

only one

There is but one of her
Love

Thankfully she doesn't mind me sometimes wearing my OMG (G is for 'golly') jeans which appears to show my job as a denim destroyer. If there is a muddy, thorn-covered path, I will take it.

If there is an obstacle, I will find a way.
She inspires me and recently reminded me of what I should be doing,
what I was told I should do
that will take some thinking and hard work

Thank you my one true love Tawnya!
Our hearts are one, our lives are two, but eventually will be one.

Gagged, you're it

Dating site reminds me of Tone Loc:

"I thought I'd try my luck on the 'Love Connection'." "I asked the audience and you know they picked a winner."+

"Yikes. Yikes; Yikes! Hate your hair. Oh, let me guess ... you have a great personality."++

I'm not looking, but rather I got this because I accepted an invite to the social networking from my niece. Beware Romulans bearing gifts. If I were "in the market", Alishia would get my notice. She's local, you know ... 722 miles away.

+ Funky Cold Medina
++ Emperor's New Groove

Hairy to Herry

I once held the dubious name of Hairy Monster. Here's Sesame Street's Herry Monster.

bad day to cross the border

Hey, if you are reading this hours before skipping the political line to the US, be warned ... the US might just shoot and not deport. It might be "open season" on anyone from the border. You better brush up on your English and leave your Spanglish at the door.

Drug war = reason to export non-American citizen

Schutts dem. Schutts dem both

A sad event today . . . "celebrities" named their child. The child born is great -- his name is as bad and as idiotically foolish as the genetic donors: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha

Lisa Bonet

applause from one shark

So, some darned fools packed together to protect an old lobster! I am sure as he was gobbled up quickly by a shark, he thanks PETA for protecting this noble, delicious heavy lobster which was one of twenty things he ate that day.

Uh, twenty-pound lobster, not likely to see twenty one I would guess, or by corollary 140 year-old not going to see 141.

Reviewing Christmas NewYear 2008

Betty didn't join us this year as she normally does and we all have many people whom we miss dearly. We were granted great traveling weather for the day. Tawnya and three of her kids, Justin, Simone, Cheree came up and met us at Diane's. We ate lots, opened gifts, but then they had to leave for the day. Tawnya confessed to me that her later Christmas at her family's, it wasn't without problems.

Debbie and family came up after their vacation in TN. That is a story Debbie and Ana can write/type about on their blogs. Beth and Tom came up and we had a good time. Tawnya had to work and I left to pick up her in Warsaw. Her kids had other plans.

Tawnya and the rest of the family celebrated New Year then she and I took off for Jeffy's. I hadn't been out to Jeffy's new house. Keith and Jeffy were guiding us there when Keith directed us to the street to "you can't miss it". There was Keith bent over in the street. It was too cold to moon us with undies or skin so we lucked out there.

It was wounded down by time we got there. Lucas, however, was the Speedy Devil Gonzales running around in w whirlwind. The kids were playing Wii. Jessica was out -- out like surgery thanks to Keith who filled her with alcohol.

Kayla had a "great" idea of having her boyfriend spend the night in her room on the aerobed. Jeffy didn't agree and so -- wasn't gonna happen. Tawnya and I drove back to Warsaw, slept little and returned to Fort Wayne in the morning. We both considered skipping out on the day and not going, but we did. We were two of six people awake at that time. We stayed longer then went back to Warsaw.

Whipped, tired, exhausted we both slept. I got back to Fort Wayne and spent some more time with family before they buggered out.

Christmas & New Year 2008 (6 of many)

Christmas & New Year 2008 (5 of many)

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Christmas & New Year 2008 (3 of many)

Christmas & New Year 2008 (2 of many)