Timely Demise of Sanity

Monday, January 12, 2009

only one

There is but one of her
Love

Thankfully she doesn't mind me sometimes wearing my OMG (G is for 'golly') jeans which appears to show my job as a denim destroyer. If there is a muddy, thorn-covered path, I will take it.

If there is an obstacle, I will find a way.
She inspires me and recently reminded me of what I should be doing,
what I was told I should do
that will take some thinking and hard work

Thank you my one true love Tawnya!
Our hearts are one, our lives are two, but eventually will be one.

Gagged, you're it

Dating site reminds me of Tone Loc:

"I thought I'd try my luck on the 'Love Connection'." "I asked the audience and you know they picked a winner."+

"Yikes. Yikes; Yikes! Hate your hair. Oh, let me guess ... you have a great personality."++

I'm not looking, but rather I got this because I accepted an invite to the social networking from my niece. Beware Romulans bearing gifts. If I were "in the market", Alishia would get my notice. She's local, you know ... 722 miles away.

+ Funky Cold Medina
++ Emperor's New Groove

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hairy to Herry

I once held the dubious name of Hairy Monster. Here's Sesame Street's Herry Monster.

bad day to cross the border

Hey, if you are reading this hours before skipping the political line to the US, be warned ... the US might just shoot and not deport. It might be "open season" on anyone from the border. You better brush up on your English and leave your Spanglish at the door.

Drug war = reason to export non-American citizen

Schutts dem. Schutts dem both

A sad event today . . . "celebrities" named their child. The child born is great -- his name is as bad and as idiotically foolish as the genetic donors: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha

Lisa Bonet

applause from one shark

So, some darned fools packed together to protect an old lobster! I am sure as he was gobbled up quickly by a shark, he thanks PETA for protecting this noble, delicious heavy lobster which was one of twenty things he ate that day.

Uh, twenty-pound lobster, not likely to see twenty one I would guess, or by corollary 140 year-old not going to see 141.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Reviewing Christmas NewYear 2008

Betty didn't join us this year as she normally does and we all have many people whom we miss dearly. We were granted great traveling weather for the day. Tawnya and three of her kids, Justin, Simone, Cheree came up and met us at Diane's. We ate lots, opened gifts, but then they had to leave for the day. Tawnya confessed to me that her later Christmas at her family's, it wasn't without problems.

Debbie and family came up after their vacation in TN. That is a story Debbie and Ana can write/type about on their blogs. Beth and Tom came up and we had a good time. Tawnya had to work and I left to pick up her in Warsaw. Her kids had other plans.

Tawnya and the rest of the family celebrated New Year then she and I took off for Jeffy's. I hadn't been out to Jeffy's new house. Keith and Jeffy were guiding us there when Keith directed us to the street to "you can't miss it". There was Keith bent over in the street. It was too cold to moon us with undies or skin so we lucked out there.

It was wounded down by time we got there. Lucas, however, was the Speedy Devil Gonzales running around in w whirlwind. The kids were playing Wii. Jessica was out -- out like surgery thanks to Keith who filled her with alcohol.

Kayla had a "great" idea of having her boyfriend spend the night in her room on the aerobed. Jeffy didn't agree and so -- wasn't gonna happen. Tawnya and I drove back to Warsaw, slept little and returned to Fort Wayne in the morning. We both considered skipping out on the day and not going, but we did. We were two of six people awake at that time. We stayed longer then went back to Warsaw.

Whipped, tired, exhausted we both slept. I got back to Fort Wayne and spent some more time with family before they buggered out.