Timely Demise of Sanity

Sunday, December 21, 2008

bad luck or racism

We played CatchPhrase 2 and Tim almost always got the thing when it beeped. He claimed, 'this game is so racist!"

Dear Hasbro ....

Santa in lights

I saw him there, flashed in light, perhaps he isn't lit now with the power outages.

Fort Wayne loses power .... over 100,000 affected. Look dudes, get on this thing!

I was lucky enough to stay with family who had power -- lucky indeed. Jeff, Paula, Josh are without power and they are staying with family.

While I have been away, I have had other things to do. I also got to go to Mike's party. I will post pictures PDQ. The love of my life was there with me.

I returned to the powerless, heatless house in search for a few things that I needed. The thermometer stopped after low forties. I am sure that it was lower than the meter showed. Walking through your house with no heat or power is eerie. It makes one wonder if you died and are not just haunting the place.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sing a song of bull***t

Hi, I'm [insert name here],

I have [insert ludicrous amount of money here] that needs to be handled through a US bank. If you could just send me your:
name, account number, SSN, phone number, and the address to send the "thanks sucker" letter to, that would be great.

tonsils

Soon Charlie will not have them. His tonsils and adenoids are infected and they are going to be pulled. So, while he recovers ... rest, blankets and ICE CREAM.

Well, let's hope not like Napoleon

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

smell my feet!

You would think that these were Hanes, but these off-name brand are called "Holes". Well, they lived up to their name.

Monday, December 15, 2008

stare down

Einstein's idea

I learned it, however, from Benny Hill.

One should never assume, because you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

one of the better photos I have seen

I guess he wanted his fiery torment before he went to hell for his actions, eh?

stuck

Jeff, Paula, Josh have adventures of grandeur, meanwhile I have only my delusions of grandeur. That's the luck of the draw I suppose.

I hope the three of them are having a good, safe time!

I was asked

Thank you Worth1000 for the original work.

Ha! You missed; my turn

"I'm pretty good at ducking, as most of you know," Bush joked, adding quickly that "I'm talking about ducking your questions."
Any number of times President Bush stumbled over his own words. Now he got it just right.

Throwing a shoe at the President of the United States? That's wrong in so many ways. I'm just hoping one-shoe wonder hobbles back to disrespect.