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You have got to be kidding me!

likely excuse

Jeff, Paula, Josh didn't just fly up for the 2 hours to join us for the party. Well, Joshua apparently had enough jetlag -- no was no.

NYC to here.

Charlie Birthday!

I hope that you wished for everything you got!
Happy birthday young man Charlie!

fat man finds his love

You kissed me while we skated

You shared stories about my idiocy

night at the Lodge

we got some time to kiss

we went to Bandidos

where ... they had no TP

There is no end of pictures!

bad minded

Naughty, nice . . .
all get spanks, all get gifts
each of them wants something different for Christmas

Christmas 7

woof woof woof meow meow meow
claws

of Cheree

She sang . . . her voice among many, delighting all with a chance to see her interest peaked and her talent peeked.

I'm old and I remember this

Freddy Freaker

For Simone

Santa has fallen and he can't get up? Penguins to the rescue!

Tongue towel Tandem

Kung-Fu Panda. It wasn't a great movie, but it was worth watching once. Sometime later I will watch it again. It has a thirty-something percent re-watchability factor. There were a good effects and not crude humor as common as it was in Shrek. Most kids would wear out the DVD player on this movie.






Spoiler -- his fat protecting him from secret punches, quite funny.

Whoa, let me rephrase that!

Not working hard -- hardly working.

I have taken certain liberties.

Christmas 6

From all of them to all of you

no lower pay

just no jobs

So the UAW doesn't want to lower pay or sacrifice anything. Huh, go figure! I am thinking that if cumupance works -- jobs will be lost and the UAW will about fold.

So, here's to you oh backward UAW -- may you rest well knowing that you might ensure the failure of the auto industry as well as yourself. Salut!

tempted by the fruit of another

Conspiracy number da da da

As a scientist, I'm both fascinated and astonished by the deluge of questions from people who are genuinely frightened and, apparently, unable to distinguish astronomical fact from fiction. They're watching YouTube videos and visiting slick Web sites with nothing in their skeptical toolkit, or to quote Carl Sagan no "baloney detector." Now a blockbuster disaster film called "2012" is set for release in the summer of 2009, and the commercial enterprise is clearly trying to cash in on people's concern (perhaps contributing to their fear as well).

We're all gonna die from Planet X. Boy, now that's a complex name.

So, if you read on Nibiru and the aliens, sorry Scientologists, you're still wrong even with aliens, you'll found out we will be conquered. again.

Supposedly aliens popped on over to Earth when it was closer and grabbed some homo-erectus and fused alien DNA making -- homo sapiens. Why? They needed a work force to dig for gold.

Now, let me get this straight: apart from the obvious, it's wrong factor, let me go logically

aliens have the capability of much-easier than we do planetary travel. They are skilled enough with genetics to impart smartness onto the dumber primates. They can't build probes and robots?

Dumb old humans can send probes to Mars to take soil samples and analyze them. We can build machines and robots to dig deep into our own planet. We can't manage interplanetary travel and we don't know enough about genetics to do much more than tinker with bio-luminescence. Where is the logic in superior beings who can't make machines?

I'm thinking the conspiracy theorists are getting dumber.

For Mike

"The Obvious Answer: Again we must refer to the scientific phenomenon called People Making Up Bullshit."

It's not just for politics anymore. When pushed into a corner like Stevens ... lie.

Merry Christmas 5

play, skate, have fun
you are a child only once
enjoy it

Christmas 4

gifts of the Magi
recolored

Christmas 3

an angel of the Lord came to Mary informing her that she was with child. Though Mary was a virgin, she born Christ whose was called Jesus.

My contribution is that a cat, "do you hear what I hear" who spread the news far and wide

Christmas 2

On Dancer, on Prancer
Oh, and reindeer are fun to chase.