OK, I have a "little" gas

And then ...

I made a mistake. I talked politics. Some guy near me kept looking at me. I think he wanted to choke and kill me. I guess he and I didn't see eye to eye.

Video and my short commentary

Alien autopsy video. While I am a great skeptic, I found this to be interesting.

frame 5:53 shows two interesting things:
incomplete left arm
pelvic region covered during autopsy.

I would conclude from this that the doctor had performed the surgery before, as there was no other recording equipment anywhere and the speed at which the doctor performed. If I were to assume that it was "stolen" footage, it lacked a few things like sound, believability. If you had an alien species, wouldn't you take more time ripping it apart? The smaller but proportionally thicker rib cage was either so that you could see it, or so it was a structurally sound protection of this hominid.

You can see a third hand in the video, so there were three blue-gloved hands.

Whoo, hoo, hoo! What a gift!

Thank you Facebook! I will choose to give Orlando, FL and sex to a particular someone.
OK, I'll offer Kissamee, FL or Holland, MI if they want either of those. I wouldn't give them disgusting L.A., Detroit, or NYC.

cute little flower and bottom

I took this shot.
I might sink lower in hell, but this appears to be a nice view.

the other me

This isn't quite me; putting and mixing 2 halves. The nose and eyes are off quite a bit.

Wow!

This lady does not exist, but I am interested in seeing the rest of her.
Half of her face is pictured on CenturyTel

I copied her face and made a face from two identical halves.

She was well hidden

Since she's part of the identity protection program, I have kept her "mostly" a secret.
She is my walking buddy!
We had a good time walking on Thursday ... here, there and then she grew tired.
She later grew tired of my difficult questions, but ... still she answered them.

adventures in Muzak?

Who knew that the zoo pumped in or out Muzak? I didn't. I never even thought Muzak had a fairly cool website.

ACRES and acres

Acres Land Trust (link)
preserving land and nature parcel at a time

my new award

Not only to myself but to movies that are rank with it.
Bull**it! (link)

newly found

He can go to Canada!

$14K won't buy a lot of beer. Things are looking sour, and they're getting darker every hour.

So, I am supposed to give investment advice to people, when I myself working this job wouldn't make enough to save, let alone invest. I think we have a problem.

Man under bridge

While for a short walk, I saw a man under the bridge just sitting. I thought hmmm, odd. I don't know if he was homeless, perhaps so. I thought instantly of the troll and how I might be the small billy goat not-so gruff. He didn't charge me a toll.

misleading, incomplete, or typo?

or tea

We used to dream of a hallway!

We'd have to clean the lake ... stomp on us and dance on our graves.

But you try to tell that to young people and they won't believe you.
+ this skit brought to you by Monty Python

last night on the river

don't drink and

Naughty!

I had somebody in mind.

What is it?

One of many found floating and some "swimming" for lack of a better term, in stale water in an above ground pool.