Trains bite! I'm running late

Trains bite! I'm running late again!

charisma charming

I can't expound upon this any more ... pictures are telling.

criping?

The people making the most fuss about Jennifer Love-Hewitt are, well ... out of her league as it were. Why should they care that she is becoming adult and developing --- cellulite. Wow ... her legs and bum are the resting places for adipose tissue, much like many women. What is the big friggin' deal, folks?

Oh, and she's engaged -- yep, off the market for those 275 pound couch potatoes and computer typers who couldn't run a block let alone a mile. They know all too well about cellulite. She's engaged, rich, beautiful---face it duds (not dudes) she was never yours to begin with.

Unlike the media, her finance' probably makes her happy.

"C" is for corpse

Pimp C dead, eh? A 33 year-old died of natural causes ... like comeuppance. Live like a criminal ... die young.

Too fast to live, too young to die

bye bye

I pulled an incomplete James Dean by going off the road last night in terrible road conditions. I was going faster than I should and what I didn't know was that the left lane was 60% worse than the right lane. I skidded out of control, thankfully not hitting the car near me, then sliding across the highway divider and onto the northbound lane and up onto the other side of the road and finally bumping into a farmer's fence.

The car is fine -- undamaged and rides just fine, but I'll need to get an alignment just to make sure. I don't think I would have had such a nice landing with the old car of mine. I have another blog for geared for my reverence for God, but I'll thank God here anyway.

Thanks God for your miraculous saving of me!

Damn! Flakes! Snowflakes mean Winter.

Damn! Flakes! Snowflakes mean Winter. It's cold too.

natural state of aggression

Upset? Angry? I'm downright mean and nasty! "Just give me something to [berate]!" +

+ Limp Bizkit

Uh, no ... ninjas!

Fat man in ninja suit

Florida ninjas rob man in his driveway. What is this world coming to?

Thanks to Monologuing MR for the story

finished two "tings"

Green River Killer book by Ann Rule and "Empowerment Takes More Than One Minute". Wordy, windy, and stupid story around the concept of share information ... and so on. My company would never ... never go for such a thing. Allow management through and to others -- no way, eh. The company generally slinks away from change -- change, viral like AIDS, right?

how I move at work

only, in my case, I'm "walking" from one location to another one.

Sheryl Crow has competition

It's lunacy throw down with Paul McCartney's wife and the animal lefts and rights and consumption thereof causing global warming. Yep ... that's queerer than a football bat. Each woman mention is not frosted, but is a flake nonetheless.

cute child game

Notice ... no sickness ... barbarism, cute, "Where the Wild Things Are" meets "Little Bear" -- same author btw.
Adventure game.

Branch Lohanians

There's a new sect of a religious order whose precepts are "spend", "buy", "shop", "tramp". One small clause made by our founder was simply, "no photos, please". We, the devoted throngs of jobless groupies embrace this new mantra ... "no photos, please" and shall hereby stone to death anyone who takes pictures of the Lohan. Clearly, she has ordered us to slay people who take her picture, have older pictures of her before her statement, have drawn pictures of her, or have engraved images of her.

Uh ... no, I didn't ask or tell you to kill people.

We, the devoted groupies shall kill all who are in possession of your picture, oh mighty Lohan.

Stop it! "Zealots!" +

+ Toy Story

playing chicken

I didn't even get an invite but an opossum wanted to play chicken with me last night. I was driving through town when I saw the little critter on the street. I slammed on my breaks and saw everything on my seat fly onto the floor. The good news, though not by much, the waddling wanderer was not struck by my car. I half expected a New Yorker voice, "Hey! I'm walkin' here!"

try me for this

If you want to be insulted ... let's do this!
It's not Muhammad as a bomb or as a cute Teddy Bear ...
no.

I shall envision, perhaps write his name on blades of grass so that each time I mow the lawn ...
I'm cutting down Muhammad.

I hear Jesus, Jews, America defamed, berated daily. Eat this Sudan!
Let your piety find forgiveness not vendetta or you can rot like the things pictured above each and every year.

car proof

wood paneling does not go on a car. Just look for yourself!

food label

I must have missed it on the food I made last night. Whoa, or rather unwhoa! There was no stopping that train.
I guess my stomach and intestines were in agreement that the insurgent food must be expelled.

snoitaN

Backward nations ...
like Saudi Arabia lashing a rape victim;
Sudan for punishing a person for naming a Teddy Bear Muhammad;
decades of oppressing women and children, teaching a whack fundamentalist view of Islam;
Afghanistan favoring the Taliban who favored enslaving and killing their women and girls;
Somalia for favoring war over peace;
Syria for asking the US for handouts while supporting terrorist groups that hurt the US;
Jordan for doing the same;
Palestine, as it were, for denying the Jews an existence.

I strongly encourage the US to start billing these countries or so-called nations for the support we give them. I know that the US enforced a 21 year-old drinking age by simply offering road funding only to those states adopting the 21 year-old drinking age. While a few states challenged it -- they all succumbed to the drinking age.

"Secure your borders; eliminate terrorists; respect other nations, or we pull any and all funding."

heard it first on 8 track

cough, hack ... plecht

The only reason to start ...