Branch Lohanians

There's a new sect of a religious order whose precepts are "spend", "buy", "shop", "tramp". One small clause made by our founder was simply, "no photos, please". We, the devoted throngs of jobless groupies embrace this new mantra ... "no photos, please" and shall hereby stone to death anyone who takes pictures of the Lohan. Clearly, she has ordered us to slay people who take her picture, have older pictures of her before her statement, have drawn pictures of her, or have engraved images of her.

Uh ... no, I didn't ask or tell you to kill people.

We, the devoted groupies shall kill all who are in possession of your picture, oh mighty Lohan.

Stop it! "Zealots!" +

+ Toy Story