This Ghostbuster wasn't fast enough on the draw

The thing erupted from the Diet Coke bottle and sadly, Egon was later consumed by the ectoplasmic poltergeist. MR shows chemical sense with Diet Coke + Mentos.

no gangsters

no laces ... loose shoes, right fitting clothes, black, proud

RUN DMC

if rap wants to imitate some group, why not these early front-runners, eh?

in their shoes ... walk this way

no running, no driveby, no drug buy

what do you get when you mix acid, middle school and markers

Oh, Tom Tom Cllub's "Genius of Love" ... that's right. I remember seeing this video and then being left with wondering who directed the video ... Chutney from Curtis? Youth, aspiration, dreaming, denial. Actually, I'd venture some petty middle-schooler might latch on well to this song.

not of noble birth, but surely a good man

While his comments today were risque, rude at times, he was nonetheless who he is ... a good, honest man.

when you get two girls in front of the camera ...

It would help me much if anyone who reads this thing make no mention of the workplace, for as you see there isn't work going on.

This was not my original plan, but ... how could I say no.

does not mix well with dry heaves

I had dry heaves ... and then there was smoke. If you thought I looked green before ...

Whoa ... I'll not have one of those.

Either it's the San Francisco Screwdriver or what the taxpayer gets from the politician.

Play an arcade game...

get ripped off, robbed in other words.

Please insert thirty more tokens for thirty more seconds of play.

Gauntlet was one of many games quite like that.

he's just stupid

What rhymes with buttwipe

There I was, " You move like them"+ at work and still, I had no time to do the right thing and make an appearance at a birthday celebration. Crud; crud, curd; or whatever what is a good foul substitute for what cows add as fertilizer. I'm not dedicated; heck, I don't rightly care. I have to feign it well to move on. "Schlemiel, schlimazel"++, let's move one already.
TPS reports and the like. Did you file ... well, no. The standard practice is leave it for the next guy or schmuck. How about we add some accountability here and say, "what's goin' on?"++

Work, a gaggle of geese lost in the shuffle of what goes where and that isn't important right now. I'm hating work, it is hatin' on me. Worse still, I elected, as it were, to help train "testicle man" -- all balls, no brain as of yet. My perfunctory response rymes with ship. I be asswipe.

+ "Matrix"
++"Laverne and Shirley"
+++ 4 Non-Blondes

party over here, party over there

I found out where the Great Pumpkin is going to be. MR is hosting a party and the Peanuts gang is already there.

cute video with psychology principles

What happens when you can't understand a change.

The puppy "knows" there is another puppy, but she can't bite her or play. She is mad, and can't understand it. Humans get like this too. When something doesn't match what you "know", then you get angry.

naturally scary

While the picture is a bit blurred, I took it while driving ... it shows a scary house where people live. It reminds me of the farmhouse from "Night of the Living Dead".

Are you listening to me?

Sometimes you get a fastball, slow ball, and a curve. Why is he looking at your shoes? Normally we look at each other for direction. No, I don't have E.D. or erectile dysfunction, "but there will come a day, when youth will pass away. What will they say about me?"+

+ "I'm Just a Gigolo"

Haunting revelations

"Harry. It's our choices that set us apart."

Salut

Happy Birthday Paula

Left where I could find it

shielded blunt

"You do good"+, stated with measured trepidation. Rather than hang on a balance and let feelings be known, bland was my response, yeah, and I like the color off-white. I oughta ...

grow some balls.

I guess that's a weakness, brazen timidity in the face of "a sure thing". What's to lose ... everything. While a tornado raged Thursday, a thunderous cloud of doubt and question loomed. WTF? A man is offered, a chance with someone with the ease of moving a pawn B2-B3 white play one. There's no loss, though dangerous it is, exposing bishop. So, the pawn has little choice? No.

To fan out the clouds and smoke ...
I find a person interesting, but worried I am. She's neat, frollicly, but there's a generational gap. On top of all of this, her playfulness is likely just that; playful. She's neat. I think, end of story, she's about as inquisitive as she shows. She might have greater potential, but ultimately her best match guy would be:

dumb, kindly muscleman with an improbably well-paying job. In this case, she could be the brains and direct the guy, but would grow tired of him because she would have to direct someone so dim-witted.

I'm empty, alone, and I will have to accept that is my life. I don't like it. One girl at work I look as a niece, trying to help her reach goals and to give old guy advice that couples will fight, grow, and get over it. She's with a guy at work and they're twitter-pated. It's a good-deal likely that they'll have a years-long relationship that ends. No experience is wasted if you learn. So I encourage both to continue. If people argue or fight, then grow from it.

A flake at work is trying to figure out what I am. Am I a drug dealer who uses the job as a cash laundry and assumed identity or an otherwise insidious fiend whose life is shadowy and swampy in smell and appearance. Were my evils so prevalent, I'd be jailed so and justly. No, I'm lower than the narrator of "Fight Club", earning nothing like an auto company bean-counter. I am, however, bland, boring, and uninteresting.

+ middle school weary statement from "Mulan" where Mulan is "complimented" by her love with strong concern over pride and protocol.

What I wanna do

I want to cuddle up to a particular woman at work.

Doing right when it hurts

I am totally against management on their "pick" for a management trainee. As it stands, my opinion doesn't matter and so I realize that they are the "ol' boys club" and there are no inroads to change that. I plan on getting as much out of the place as I can. When they decide to enter into the 1980s or post millennium, I might reconsider my thinking, as they will have to have done with theirs.

It would not shock me in the least if the management were extorting "favors" from employees. It reminds me of documentation from the '50s in the South were Blacks were in shanty towns, the Klan was government, not just in government and where the small group of men -- placed by circumstance, not election, hold unchecked power and in impulsive, at times sick minds; dictators not wholly aligned with evil.

In other words, perpetual fifteen year olds in charge of managing; where they are "amiss" in many categories more akin to adults, more especially prediction, forecasting, and compassion for others.

.......
I have, despite my objections to their pick for next runner up, have provided that guy with some material which may help him. I am not interested in seeing him fail, so I will try to help him. I would rather they wait for the "ripening" process. He is not ripe, nor is the management's ability to really train people. I see much fire walking. Walk on coals, learn that way.