Deadbeat Dad Storage

early Halloween special

spider at night

She was busy thinking at the time

What would Snoopy do?

Simpson's follow up book

"I didn't do it, but if I was going to steal my memorabilia, I would do it like this..."

So far, no publishing companies are bidding to produce it.

Set up, sting, lies

You see, that wasn't me. That was some guy who looked like me there, taking my memorabilia. So, there you have it. I am being framed again, for I did not go in there and do those things. I was not even in the area. I was following up a lead on had on the real killer of Nicole and Ron. I mean, there I was, not resting ... still looking, before my tee time I had set, and that's that.

I mean, clearly from the audio, you can tell that ain't me. I don't know why my bodyguards were there with a lookalike. But you see, that's the police trying to get me. It's all a frame up, I am innocent of them charges. Mark Furman must be at the heart of this.

-- OJ Simpson's rough draft of criminal denial in his latest arrest

The more you know

Wackos!
L. Ron Hubbard, Sr. might have be a paranoid schizophrenic. I would have to write that the organization is completely wack, drawing wacks into the cult.

infatuated

Despite obstacles ... she resides in my mind...

I'll have to try some pick up lines, "sleep with me"? "You're so hot!", "Wanna try my new car?", "Wanna get closer"


I surrender to her slap!

once admired, then reviled ...

I'm afraid that I'm well received for only a short time. With the "younglings" I'm a father-figure, but to the others, I'm a whirlwind seemingly know-nothing.

Oh, and I'm in deep space hell, by the way.

Guess the movie

sch-ed-u-ale

starting Sept. 16
N: 2-10
M: 11-4
T: OFF
W: 2-9
R: 2-9
F: 1130-8
S: 11-8
N: 2-10
M: 11-4

Replacement car

It's a good deal larger than the "peanut" I had been driving.

play time

Geo go-go

Alas ...



the peanut has died.

It happened Sunday night ... or scratch that, 4pm Sunday near work. I stopped at an Autozone for oil, but it was too late. When I started my car, it blew out smoke -- burnt oil. I drove the several blocks to work. At the end of work, I drove about four blocks when the sad little thing died.


I called triple A and after 2.5 hours (1:00 am Monday morning), I got back to my town (2:30 am). The mechanic here looked at the car (4:14 pm) and called me that it was time for a good burial for the car.

The tow truck driver was a chatty man ... talking about just about anything. It was a long trip. I'll not have to do that twice, I hope.

driven

I managed to set off a car alarm by driving to close to a parked car and on the same trip saw a kid get hit in the face by a baseball, his bat still in hand, never swung.

click click boom

apparently this teacher-child molester is a common hit for searching, as many find my site for his name. At any time snipers should feel free to snipe him.

Mel Towbridge

Blame errors on

Let's not look at the management ... no ... let's find the usual suspects instead and ask each and every one of them time-wasting questions. The one with the blanket is likely the weakest one, right. Let's make him cry.

At work, punish, punish, punish ... they aren't big on rewards. Because they don't treat their people well, that is why I'm most eager to leave.

Dear work

Though upset on days, I hope I don't resort to this as a final gesture.

Hmmm

I'll accept your plea deal. You won't have to spend 81 years in prison ... trust me. Bailiff, discharge your weapon in the direction of the defendant.

Blam

Thank you.

Now you won't have to spend 81 years in prison ... you are dead.

Convicted child molester assaults, attempts to rape, holds hostage woman, and gets off with 5 year sentence ...

that is bullcrap. That means in 1.8 years, he'll be out, better prepared to not get caught. I say fire!

no more, quoteth Brown, nothing more

Thanks Lio!

Just say, "NO!"

jail up

one man in jail ... who was training at work ... and so, I must be chopped liver, right? Darn my semi-clean life.