Hmmm

I'll accept your plea deal. You won't have to spend 81 years in prison ... trust me. Bailiff, discharge your weapon in the direction of the defendant.

Blam

Thank you.

Now you won't have to spend 81 years in prison ... you are dead.

Convicted child molester assaults, attempts to rape, holds hostage woman, and gets off with 5 year sentence ...

that is bullcrap. That means in 1.8 years, he'll be out, better prepared to not get caught. I say fire!