Spiders?

They must have been blown away by the wind.

Dear, Police

I understand that you aren't getting public support to end these crimes. Please, assume they are armed and fire. You don't have to arrest corpses twice.

a friend has visitors at her house

Thank you my friend, my walking buddy. These are cute!

steroids and gamma rays

I am reminded of "Hulk smash!"

Fort Wayne's beauty

protected wetlands care of National Serv All

protected wetlands care of National Serv All

If you stop you can find neat and wonderful things.

I dished it out, but couldn't take it

On my walk today I found all sorts of oddities.

bridge out -- no kidding

ditch the dish?

not very nice to do to the farmer

I saw a dead head mask off a Cadillac? Death on the highway? Mask on, mask off?
please send me your best captions

Slipped up shortly into video

mutations lead to death... huh.

So, HIV randomly mutates for no particular reason and this mutation does not help it survive at all. Huh, not according to science. It changes to make itself resistant to chemotherapy. So, are there pesticide resistant insects? Were they always resistant? Are there peoples in African who, if born in America show a significant susceptibility to some diseases while able to block others? Is that genetic or random? Sorry buttmunch, mutations happen and happen for the survival of the species.

Quickly, I will note that Noah and family successfully weathering the storm after days and nights, land in Jordan area. This family then produces enough people to produce enough people to become non-Jordan appearing people of Africa, Asian North, Asian South, Micronesia, Europe, and the Americas. That was successful considering the North arctic regions weren't mentioned in the bible nor much of Africa, nor Asia, nor Australia, nor the Americas.

If there was no mutation -- where did a single-skinned family group get the color for people in the many countries as well as the bone structure consistent with those peoples? I would say ... uh, mutation that helped keep those populations alive. The Northern populations had white skin to help with underexposure to the sun and the equatorial peoples darker skin to help protect from over-exposure to the sun.

Evolution and mutation don't exist?

This video ignores the obvious.

OK, I have a "little" gas

And then ...

I made a mistake. I talked politics. Some guy near me kept looking at me. I think he wanted to choke and kill me. I guess he and I didn't see eye to eye.

Video and my short commentary

Alien autopsy video. While I am a great skeptic, I found this to be interesting.

frame 5:53 shows two interesting things:
incomplete left arm
pelvic region covered during autopsy.

I would conclude from this that the doctor had performed the surgery before, as there was no other recording equipment anywhere and the speed at which the doctor performed. If I were to assume that it was "stolen" footage, it lacked a few things like sound, believability. If you had an alien species, wouldn't you take more time ripping it apart? The smaller but proportionally thicker rib cage was either so that you could see it, or so it was a structurally sound protection of this hominid.

You can see a third hand in the video, so there were three blue-gloved hands.

Whoo, hoo, hoo! What a gift!

Thank you Facebook! I will choose to give Orlando, FL and sex to a particular someone.
OK, I'll offer Kissamee, FL or Holland, MI if they want either of those. I wouldn't give them disgusting L.A., Detroit, or NYC.

cute little flower and bottom

I took this shot.
I might sink lower in hell, but this appears to be a nice view.

the other me

This isn't quite me; putting and mixing 2 halves. The nose and eyes are off quite a bit.

Wow!

This lady does not exist, but I am interested in seeing the rest of her.
Half of her face is pictured on CenturyTel

I copied her face and made a face from two identical halves.

She was well hidden

Since she's part of the identity protection program, I have kept her "mostly" a secret.
She is my walking buddy!
We had a good time walking on Thursday ... here, there and then she grew tired.
She later grew tired of my difficult questions, but ... still she answered them.

adventures in Muzak?

Who knew that the zoo pumped in or out Muzak? I didn't. I never even thought Muzak had a fairly cool website.

ACRES and acres

Acres Land Trust (link)
preserving land and nature parcel at a time

my new award

Not only to myself but to movies that are rank with it.
Bull**it! (link)

newly found

He can go to Canada!

$14K won't buy a lot of beer. Things are looking sour, and they're getting darker every hour.

So, I am supposed to give investment advice to people, when I myself working this job wouldn't make enough to save, let alone invest. I think we have a problem.

Man under bridge

While for a short walk, I saw a man under the bridge just sitting. I thought hmmm, odd. I don't know if he was homeless, perhaps so. I thought instantly of the troll and how I might be the small billy goat not-so gruff. He didn't charge me a toll.

misleading, incomplete, or typo?

or tea

We used to dream of a hallway!

We'd have to clean the lake ... stomp on us and dance on our graves.

But you try to tell that to young people and they won't believe you.
+ this skit brought to you by Monty Python

last night on the river

don't drink and

Naughty!

I had somebody in mind.

What is it?

One of many found floating and some "swimming" for lack of a better term, in stale water in an above ground pool.

To all the troops!

Thank you for your grand services! Though politics often get in the way of your sacrifices and your lives are used for political gain, I hope, at least for today that you are remembered. For the fallen, let us have moments of silence, please. They are the red stripes on our flag ... blood shed in the name of freedom.

He got grills, man! I tell ya!

Just as a friendly reminder for those lighting 'em up, that you should look out, before you cookout. I'm sure the firefighters would rather attend a barbecue rather than put out a BBQ.

From now until Novemeber

Let the mud-slinging begin

upping his image

It's an action shot straight out of JC Penney's, or maybe a VH-1 music video.

so-called fat of the news

"Is McDonalds to blame for children being overweight or obese?"

So, are there combat-trained personnel dropping off on streets and hunting down youths and force-feeding them? So, people having unhealthy lifestyles isn't the problem?

Good gracious people! You make yourselves fat! I'm fat! I've worked on it! It didn't happen overnight! I actually maintain it with a rigid schedule of eating.

Give me a break people. People are fat because of lifestyle, only part of which is food choice. I should underscore choice.