You hate working Mondays, right? Well, let's focus on that and work with me here. Let's turn that apathy into energy by selling, marketing, selling! Go, rah, hey, yes! Turn "no" into "yes" and "F**k you, you pestering annoying as **it ***hole **cker" into "Why, yes, I'd like more, please."
With multi-layered (not to be confused with multi-level) marketing, be like Shrek and onion or parfait. You work hard, get paid for it+ Cold call anyone in an area code. Are you comfortable with scaring elderly people with the fear of death and God into buying completely inapplicable things and decades-old deals? We have the (snow)job for you!
Send us your resume', cellphone number, SSN, DOB, and bank account and let's start making your money today.++
+ ensuring that the other thirty-five layers above you all get their cut
++ sardonic laugh sold separately
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Duh, let's try a relly bad tag line instead
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