McCanada

Here we're eatin' Harp seals with that nice time-honored tradition of good old clubbing. I understand they do clubbing in big cities, but I don't think that could be right, for there aren't seals there, are there? Anyway, I don't like the new law that I have to club them, cut their throats like an assassin, then gut 'em. I mean, already it's cold out there and to spend more time finding arteries through all that fat ... waste of time. Seal, it's what's for dinner.