Don't worry

Fidelity Financial says, "Please continue shopping with us, there is nothing to fear". 'A worker' stole data. Huh. I'd say "a worker" probably had access to something he should not have had access to, especially if he's a "worker", not titled in any fashion. I guess next there will be a peon who causes trouble, then surely 'a nobody' and 'a gopher'. Fidelity makes it funnier still with, "the data was not used in identity theft ...", like they would know. If they knew, then they are part of the plan. "Look, you're sitting there like we didn't already discuss this."+ So, come shop and invest "securely" with Fidelity Inventments, er, I mean, Di-vestments. Your identity, Arthur P. Moody of 9 West Chester Lane, Pembrook, North London, is safe with us.

+ Fargo