tandem cheeks

On my way to work, I saw three girls (really, teens) walking and they moved their hips in unison left then right, etc. What's funny about this is that other people with more cheeks, can do this themselves.

The crew, where I am, has the Spring fever of "cat scratch fever" or "Seven Year Itch" or something of that nature. Many are prowling. I'm not in the game. I was, however, complimented on my good appearance, me being an old guy and all.

I have a large gash on my neck that will heal soon, so I'm off kilter.