Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

crooks and crocks

Dear [my name],

Our human resources department recently viewed the résumé you have posted online. We are Next Generation Solutions, a national advertising, consulting, and marketing company. We help our customers find online solutions for their advertising and marketing programs. I feel you may be the right candidate for the Advertising Executive position that we have available in your local area.

An Advertising Executive will work with our creative team to develop marketing (online and traditional) strategies for our clients. Our clients range from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Strategies include advertising and PR campaigns. Our goal is to provide each client with a custom solution to meet the client's goal below the budget the client has set.

The person we are seeking must be creative and be able to think outside the box, yet cognitive of real world budgets and client objectives. We are looking to provide clients with campaigns that bring results, not awards.

We offer the following compensation package:

  • $65,000 annual base salary
  • Quarterly bonuses based on performance
  • Medical benefits
  • Tuition reimbursement
  • Rapid advancement opportunities
  • 401-K
  • Paid vacation and sick leave
If you feel this position may be right for you, please click on the link below and complete the online application:

------- from the same company -------------
Dear [my name],

We are Next Generation Solutions, a company deeply involved in national advertising, consulting, and marketing. Our main focus is to help our customers find online solutions for their advertising and marketing programs. We are searching for a tutor to fill a role at one of our client's main sites. Our human resources department saw your résumé online and referred it to me as a possible candidate for this position.

A tutor will have the responsibility of working with a number of clients with varied interests and acting as a mentor and authority on said interest - whether it be a student preparing for a major test or a housewife interested in gardening, we have a wide variety of open positions for people who are clear, concise, and know what they're talking about in a given field. The ability to express yourself in a manner that is easily understood by others when not face-to-face will be a key to success in this challenging position. You will be able to work from your home office and this could also lead to a management opportunity with our organization.

We offer the following compensation package:

  • $22.50 hourly salary
  • Weekly and monthly bonuses based on performance
  • Medical benefits
  • Tuition reimbursement
  • Rapid advancement opportunities
  • 401-K
  • Paid vacation and sick leave
If you feel this position may be right for you, please click on the link below and complete the online application


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Which one would you take? Are they legitimate?

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