Hello, this is debt welcome to You Owe.
Hello, debt? This is [me]; long time user, first time payer.
Great. To what do I "owe" this pleasure?
You see, I was kind of wondering if I could like, not be a payer anymore ... you, know, like, um ... not pay.
I don't follow you.
I'd like to um, be indebted, that's not bad, but you know, like just never really pay it off. Could you like transfer my account to that?
Um, sorry. You're telling me that you want to get more debt, spend and pay back nothing?
Uh, yeah! That's just about right. Gee, I'm glad I called. You wouldn't believe at what I was told by others. They just didn't understand.
Caller ... caller ... caller! You can't just overspend and run into debt that you can't pay back.
Why not, banks and cards let me do it.
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