Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Signs that you're sleeping

you snap your neck quickly recovering from a near forehead to keyboard crash -- thanks, Lori!
Mumbling unintelligibly or responding with non-sensical phrases to questions such as, "Where is the remote?" "The German books are over there." (my stupid, sleepy response)

Either you came in drunk last night or we need to get a new clock. It
clanged 7 times, farted, rang twice more, burped and laughed, then clanged 5
more times.



You wake yourself snoring
You see that you traveled forward in time by several minutes, yet you didn't move laterally.

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