some time ago ... MR and I were watching crap on TV (goes without saying). I was peckish ... as was MR. They screwed up and gave us a large (which was to be 50% meat 50% no meat) but gave us a large meat, medium no meat, no extra charge.
I was very hungry and MR mentioned me putting a hurt on my pizza ... I had rarely heard the term and thought of wrastling (phony razzamatazz choreographed mock-flghting with banter) and elbowing the strewn wreckage of the iceberg lettuce head on bread with wet stuff.
I, (chewing, munching noises) am the (munch, chew, gulp, gulp) greatest .... (swallow) BURP!
Smack down, drag out ... die pizza, die ... I didn't quite finish it ... though I'm polished off a large thin crust solo before.
Some other time I put a "hurt" on free chips and salsa ... clearing eating a good 1.3 liters of salsa with free chips before the meal
Friday, March 17, 2006
puttin' a hurt on a pizza
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I believe there was only one piece left when you were done, and as you closed the box to take it home, [vee are nut TAKING it ANYvere...] I could only imagine that the sole surviving piece, now alone in the dark, thought: "what the F#@K was ALL THAT about?!"
Yes, I thought it was a little extreme when MH, having already dazed the pizza with multiple chomps, climbed up and stood on the top rope and dove on it, delivering a crushing death blow.
You definitely put a hurtin' on that pizza.
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