In madness I dwell

Return of the Jedi

* with dialogue from Holy Grail
[Two red guards say to themselves not to let you leave until ... then they step out]

*with lines from Back to the Future

[Speaking to "Biff", the emporer accosts him]
Emporer: "Vader, do you know what you are, a slacker."
Vader: "Yes, sir."
Emperor: "A slacker!"

[scene in emperor's chamber righter after Luke deftly jumps up onto a catwalk and tells Vader that "there is no conflict"]

Luke: "So why don't you take your emperial gaurds, make like a tree and get out of here!"
Vader: "It's make like a tree and leave! So sound like an idiot when you say it that way!"

[light saber flung at Luke, destroying the catwalk]

Empire Strikes Back

[Chewbacca in room with ringing]
ringing replaced by escpecially bad or catchy song, like Barney song or "Tip Toe Through the Tulips"

* with dialogue from Princess Bride
[on Deggobah]
"I wouldn't want to build a summer home here, but some of the trees really are quite nice."

[battle scene on catwalk right after luke looses his hand]
"I will have to fight him left handed"

New Hope

[C3PO and R2D2 are walking through a gun battle]
Terminator 2 scene arguing over going to retrieve Sarah Conner at the Mental Facility

* with dialogue from Pulp Fiction
[R2D2 has the message stuffed in himself]
"Your father had to keep this in the one place that ... wouldn't find it, his ..."

[while C3PO and R2D2 are walking in desert]
* with dialogue from Friday
"Man! You ain't got nothin' that go together! You got peanut butta, but you ain't got jelly ..."

Revenge of the Sith

[Aniken and Palpatine are sitting in a theater, instead of talking about the wise dark lord ...]
* with lines from Hunt For Red October

Palpatine: "I'm a politician, Jack. You know what that means? It means when I'm not kissing babies, I'm taking lollipops out of their mouths" "What do you think about [uranus]?" "Do you have something to add?"
Aniken: "I think [there's a] defect."
Palpatine: "I see." "I want you aboard a chopper tonight."

[possibly adding scene of Ani on cycle on Tattoonie from Attack of the Clones]

Fellowship of the Ring or Two Towers
[banging on door -- Feelowship is in the cave before the orc battle, Two Towers in Helms Deep on morn of Gandalf's arrival] dialogue from Animal House final battle during parade
[boom]
"I know you're in there!"
[boom]
"Come out!"
"I'm doing the dishes!"