Harry is so sorry to have gotten in the way of that bullet that would have naturally expertly killed that penned quail. He wept since Dick was denied access to that hunting ranch for a period of 5 years -- essentially a death sentence for the very aging and weak-health Cheney.
Prior to being shot, he was given a reminder of the rules, "You die and we all move up a rank".
Rumor has it that Dick was tired of hearing that he presented a caring and loving, nurturing role and role model. "I had to shoot that rumor down! Do you know what that would have cost me, to be regarding as a lame duck, weak? I had to shoot. If not the bird, then the guy next to me. You see that, right?"
Yeah ... no more Mr. Nice Guy!
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Gee Studly, I'm so sorry
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3 comments:
I thought American gun victims ALWAYS apologized to their drunk, near-dementia-ridden shooters.
Seriously, something tells me the outcome would have been a little different had laywer-friend shot Dick. The Secret Service would have seen to that.
"I see someone shoot the Vice President of the United States and I shoot the bastard, that's my policy." -U.S. Treasury Department
Point of Order: Dick Cheney didn't receive a five year ban. He received no penalty whatsoever. Warning only for not having his license updated to hunt Quail.
...and lawyers.
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