Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Thinking not involved

You've watched the movie, now taste it! This was next to Spongebob candy canes. Are you supposed to taste the stars, the acting talent? How would you like to delve into either shameless promotion or some barely-defined psycho-sexual realm of depravity? I suppose there are people who would too-well enjoy eating anime food or food with a person's face on the wrapper.

I find it comical that the HS Musical is "fruit flavored", not the typical peppermint. I wanna be fruity just like ... [insert star here].

Another sad, lunk-head thing there was the "FAMILY GAMES" section. This was a partial section, the rest of the games were located elsewhere. The rudest, dumbest thing there for family gaming was the Godfather Trivia game. Come on kids -- when Michael Corleone executed Capt. McCluskey and Virgil Sollozzo, did he run, walk away or continue shooting?

Why don't we throw in family games like Sex and the City, Grand Theft Auto series, Sopranos, Family Guy, and South Park while we're corrupting the minds of the young?

I couldn't quite get the box and the price in one shot with my cellphone, so I took a video. Nothing says "White trashy Christmas" like wrastling. At $120, how many buyers will there be? This is like making the $12 meal at McDonald's ... it just won't fly. People don't flock to McDonald's because it's good, but rather because it's cheap!

Somewhere, a cigarette-smelling family is watching their child (ren) have a plastic beat-down while they half-watch an exhibition on the television too.

It would be an odd scene to see the crowds swelling the event, all-in-all, the wattage of the lights far exceeding the IQ of the whole population there.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I was listening!

girls have sent me a list of music to get.

Walk To Remember Soundtrack
Wicked Musical CD
Wow Hits 2004 2005 2008
Mama Africa Akon
Gives You Hell All American Rejects
Womanizer Britney Spears
Just the Girl Click Five
All Music David Cook
Light On David Cook
All Music Fall Out Boy
In Love With A Girl Gavin Degaw
Don’t Wanna Be In Love Good Charlotte
American Idiot Green Day
Holiday Green Day
Time Of Your Life Green Day
Wake Me Up When September Ends Green Day
Mm Bop Hanson
I’m Yours Jason Miaz
All Music Joel Engle
If You Look At Me In The Eyes Jonas Brothers
SOS Jonas Brothers
Awake CD, Noel Josh Groban
Hot And Cold Katie Perry
I Kissed a Girl Katy Perry
My December CD Kelly Clarkson
Let It Rock Kevin Rodell Lil Wayne
All Summer Long Kid Rock
Just Dance Lady Gaga
All Music Lincoln Brewster
All Music Mark Schultz
Concrete Angel Martina Mcbride
All Music Michael Buble
Thriller Michael Jackson
7 Things Miley Cyrus
Fly On The Wall Miley Cyrus
Long Time Coming Oliver James
All Music One Republic
All Music Panic At The Disco
Hey There Deliah & 1 2 3 4 Plain White Ts
Live Your Life Rhianna
Perfect Simple Plan
Two Princes Spin Doctors
Cinderella Steven Curtis Chapman
I Dare You To Move Switchfoot
Fearless Taylor Swift
For You I Will Teddy Geiger
Love Bug Teddy Geiger
Only Hope Walk To Remember

cellphone texts

of Christmas cheer

Merry Christmas! May God bless n keep u always!
Its Christmas?! Oh OH yeah... now why was I fixin’ a turkey? Merry Christmas and it seems much better times 4 u in ‘09.
Yeah I need all the help I can get lol jk merry Christmas to you too
Merry Christmas! May peace & love of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you throughout this Holy day and throughout the year!
Merry birthday and Holy DAY TO you also. On the move to Majetta’s house. Mike in shower. Love you
Merry Christmas to you too.
Back to you times ten!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas Marcus....!.!.! `<;^}
Merry Christmas!
Morning.... Merry xmas
Merry Christmas. I love you.

“hope Tawnya had fun & wasn’t put off by lang. & debauchery. My fav moment: Tim ‘this game is so racist!’“
“Hey be sure 2 drink ur Oval... I mean b sure 2 send me the pics u took last night. Thanks!” From Mike
Are you spending Christmas with Tawnya?
Well right now just sitting at home by myself... I did spend more than 12 hours with family earlier though
Thank you my good friend... The same to you and yours

weak in the sneeze

Well, I have seen the skimming down of jobs and the dwindling of my money as if I had any. My attempts to do simple things are interrupted. I got a chance to help some people, but nothing seemed to change much.

During the beatdown that we got, a limb snapped half-way. Today it was in the 60s, so I hacked it off. There was an "escaped" dog who ran around sniffing for he never got a chance to wander before. thankfully he got back to his yard.

I helped my father with a small project that he couldn't have done fully without my assistance.

My mom fell on the ice, foolishly trying to cross the Delaware+ with tennis shoes. I helped her up.

Other family seemed unhappy for Christmas making my triffles childish in comparison. God willing 2009 will be grander.

+ Washington's monumental crossing that was a victory for the colonists, perpetrated on Christmas.

clumps of stuff before a large post

and the whole lot of stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Justin learns to avoid the camera
What I needed lots of this December ... hits
Eggsnogg -- 3 mur khups plz
Yo ... Ize Cheree from da 'hood y'all!
The Midwest got a call from the weather ... it was the above.
Charlie blocks out the words and the cameraman -- me.
Snowman sneaks a peek.

Thanks weather ... December leaving family, friends, and me without power for days.
Why type well when you can do this?
Cold kicked my
Santa finds the easy button
Santa has something to think about.
trouble and shooting
I colored the heck out of this thing. There was a very graphic nature to this picture originally, but I changed it to feature the puppy trying to escape the box.
Weaker my foot and fist ... clocked out, I'd say.
This December was a might mean in many ways. I am thankful that I got a chance to have Christmas with some friends, family and some will-be family.

A very Merry Christmas to everyone. I will post more pictures soon.

Monday, December 22, 2008

placing ads is tricky


OK. It's not a great joke, but it can be funny.

p o w . . .

power has been restored.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

bad luck or racism

We played CatchPhrase 2 and Tim almost always got the thing when it beeped. He claimed, 'this game is so racist!"

Dear Hasbro ....

parts of a party

Mike's Christmas party 2008

Santa in lights

I saw him there, flashed in light, perhaps he isn't lit now with the power outages.

Sunova glitch!

Fort Wayne loses power .... over 100,000 affected. Look dudes, get on this thing!

I was lucky enough to stay with family who had power -- lucky indeed. Jeff, Paula, Josh are without power and they are staying with family.

While I have been away, I have had other things to do. I also got to go to Mike's party. I will post pictures PDQ. The love of my life was there with me.

I returned to the powerless, heatless house in search for a few things that I needed. The thermometer stopped after low forties. I am sure that it was lower than the meter showed. Walking through your house with no heat or power is eerie. It makes one wonder if you died and are not just haunting the place.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sing a song of bull***t

Hi, I'm [insert name here],

I have [insert ludicrous amount of money here] that needs to be handled through a US bank. If you could just send me your:
name, account number, SSN, phone number, and the address to send the "thanks sucker" letter to, that would be great.


Soon Charlie will not have them. His tonsils and adenoids are infected and they are going to be pulled. So, while he recovers ... rest, blankets and ICE CREAM.

Well, let's hope not like Napoleon

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

smell my feet!

You would think that these were Hanes, but these off-name brand are called "Holes". Well, they lived up to their name.

Monday, December 15, 2008

stare down

Einstein's idea

I learned it, however, from Benny Hill.

One should never assume, because you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

one of the better photos I have seen

I guess he wanted his fiery torment before he went to hell for his actions, eh?


Jeff, Paula, Josh have adventures of grandeur, meanwhile I have only my delusions of grandeur. That's the luck of the draw I suppose.

I hope the three of them are having a good, safe time!

I was asked

Thank you Worth1000 for the original work.

Ha! You missed; my turn

"I'm pretty good at ducking, as most of you know," Bush joked, adding quickly that "I'm talking about ducking your questions."
Any number of times President Bush stumbled over his own words. Now he got it just right.

Throwing a shoe at the President of the United States? That's wrong in so many ways. I'm just hoping one-shoe wonder hobbles back to disrespect.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

oops ... syntax error

missing ")"
You have got to be kidding me!