carry out Bandidos leads to praise

My neighbor was slowly walking to the drive on my approach from picking up dinner. He reported to me that some fool backed into him, while he was going out to pick up some food. Thankfully they called police and exchanged papers. What a mess! His car is badly damaged, but drivable. Actually -- I think my car looks more dented -- more to the point is that he was worried about the car. He wasn't sure if it could go into the garage. It wasn't that deformed, and it fit.

He hasn't had experience with filing claims, so in the end, he thanked "good ol' [my name]". How I got this reputation, I don't know, but it cheered me a bit on a low, low day.

fit

So, you're telling me, in a fit of disppointment you re-wrote your resume'?
That's right, but not just any resume' ... this one was special.

Dear employer,
How do I love employment? Let me count the ways. 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000, 4-1000 ...
obviously a resume' of this magnitude must be delivered in person.
........
paraphrased from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, where Roger writes a love letter to Jessica in a fit of jealousy, for she was "just an innocent victim of circumstance".

$25,000 pyramid

Keith Cramer
Scott Cramer
Lisa Sells
Jeremy Sells

Images found on the internet! [ping]

it doesn't work

Sex offender registry, repeat offender ... jail and release. That crap just doesn't work. Dead (physically terminated) men molest no children -- I guarantee it. Will you be having leaded or unleaded arrestee today. Oh, I'll be having leaded today ...

[bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam]

He seems to be holed up in his house there.

Rape

The crime for which law makers tend to take pause and sometimes ignore. While there are cases of false allegations, charging, convicting and senetencing the guilty is -- in its teens if not toddling. Other nations don't recognize rape as a real crime such as India, fundamentalist Islamic run governments, France. I would address Africa, but governments don't last long there.

silly thing happened on the way to interview

My sister called me on my way into the building. She needed help spelling, "trajectory". I am a walking dictionary, I suppose.

Damn!

The more I think about my meeting today, the more I'm down. I paid for luxurious parking downtown where they have a booth and a guy, no guarantees. Parking, $2, but I didn't even get coffee. I got ripped.

Pay here

I met up with a company. They find people and place people, claiming not to be head-hunters. The fees are terrible! I will have to contact them to find out if they fees are "as they go" or all up front, or after you're placed. The "after you're placed" will work okay.

I thought not getting many interviews brought me low ... this made me feel really low.