DS9

Hey ... how fast does this thing go?
Uh ... it doesn't.

So, we're like out here, waiting for stuff to happen to us?
Yep!

Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!

Deep Space 9

I don't watch the show, but if I did: I would because of

one more

quote from Space Balls.

Did you ever see a movie that started well then fell apart, use the phrase "... going from suck to blow."
Take Hollowman for instance. I saw around 20 minutes that were good, then ... it fell completely apart into an honest effort of stink!

LOTR

"Let's shake hands on it." "Ha! Ha! I got your ring. I can't believe you fell for that one. What's with you man?!"
"Oh, here. Let me give it back to you. Uh... uh ...oh! You fell for that too?! Ha! I see that evil will always win over good, because good is dumb."

*courtesy of Space Balls

In madness I dwell

Return of the Jedi

* with dialogue from Holy Grail
[Two red guards say to themselves not to let you leave until ... then they step out]

*with lines from Back to the Future

[Speaking to "Biff", the emporer accosts him]
Emporer: "Vader, do you know what you are, a slacker."
Vader: "Yes, sir."
Emperor: "A slacker!"

[scene in emperor's chamber righter after Luke deftly jumps up onto a catwalk and tells Vader that "there is no conflict"]

Luke: "So why don't you take your emperial gaurds, make like a tree and get out of here!"
Vader: "It's make like a tree and leave! So sound like an idiot when you say it that way!"

[light saber flung at Luke, destroying the catwalk]

Empire Strikes Back

[Chewbacca in room with ringing]
ringing replaced by escpecially bad or catchy song, like Barney song or "Tip Toe Through the Tulips"

* with dialogue from Princess Bride
[on Deggobah]
"I wouldn't want to build a summer home here, but some of the trees really are quite nice."

[battle scene on catwalk right after luke looses his hand]
"I will have to fight him left handed"

New Hope

[C3PO and R2D2 are walking through a gun battle]
Terminator 2 scene arguing over going to retrieve Sarah Conner at the Mental Facility

* with dialogue from Pulp Fiction
[R2D2 has the message stuffed in himself]
"Your father had to keep this in the one place that ... wouldn't find it, his ..."

[while C3PO and R2D2 are walking in desert]
* with dialogue from Friday
"Man! You ain't got nothin' that go together! You got peanut butta, but you ain't got jelly ..."

Revenge of the Sith

[Aniken and Palpatine are sitting in a theater, instead of talking about the wise dark lord ...]
* with lines from Hunt For Red October

Palpatine: "I'm a politician, Jack. You know what that means? It means when I'm not kissing babies, I'm taking lollipops out of their mouths" "What do you think about [uranus]?" "Do you have something to add?"
Aniken: "I think [there's a] defect."
Palpatine: "I see." "I want you aboard a chopper tonight."

[possibly adding scene of Ani on cycle on Tattoonie from Attack of the Clones]

Fellowship of the Ring or Two Towers
[banging on door -- Feelowship is in the cave before the orc battle, Two Towers in Helms Deep on morn of Gandalf's arrival] dialogue from Animal House final battle during parade
[boom]
"I know you're in there!"
[boom]
"Come out!"
"I'm doing the dishes!"

Scientists demystified

http://www-ed.fnal.gov/projects/scientists/index1.html

Clever, from an educator's standpoint