my stomach .... it must hate me. Two days now, at night, my stomach pains ... ouch, I'm unhappy it makes clear with inside punches and a solid feel, bricks forming in a kiln. What gives? I didn't eat anything odd ... what is it?
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
doesn't that beat all?
Some researchers claim that you can beat some cancer by beating off. I guess some are more therapy-driven than others. How did they test it. "So, tell me sir... how often do you whack off?"
"Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here."
Perhaps they collected and some were more, um... giving than others. How would you like to be on that team? Constantly having to remind people that the sink, soap, disinfectant are over there.
Yeah .... that's what we did!
Drug sales at a high school. That isn't very newsworthy, though I'm glad they got caught. What is newsworthy is the "adults" being fooled with the witnesses' lies.
'Yeah, see ... I bought the drugs with money, then pitched the drugs.'
Um ... I don't think so.
to be presidente de Iran
First: provoke, advocate, and teach violence.
Second: Denounce America
Third: expand your territory
Four: repeat
In step two, denouncing America, the prez questions the United States' version of 9/11. That makes sense coming from a man and government who wants to kill America, Israel, oh and any other non-Shiite Muslims. I mean, that alone makes him credible, right?
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