pardon me for presidenting

So what if Bush pardons him ... what does Bush stand to lose? Heck, Clinton sold pardons and while a shifty man he remains, that didn't harm him as much as it should have.

I think he ought to find some schmuck and pull a King Bugs Bunny on him and do:
arise Sir Loin of Beef [whap with the septre]; Sir Duke of Earl [whap]; Wellington of Beef [whap]; Benedict of Eggs [whap]; Sir side of bacon [whap]; Burlington of Coats [whap]; Sheriff of Knotted Head [whap]

You are too kind, sire. [Schmuck falls with ten visible welts on his head]

This story is no story that matters. So he pardoned him. That really isn't significant. Think of Nixon -- pardoned. Get over it.

personality disorder

Well ... interesting. G.I. has personality disorder. I believe that if you shoot him in the head with enough bullets, his brains will be re-ordered and better organized and liquefied. Dude, you're a disgrace now. Die with dignity and ask for some shoelaces, cut your wrists or something. Just die. Personality disorder! There's a cure for that, you know. It's always after the fact, "well, you know I've been kinda depressed, or I've been hearing voices for the last few days, I ate too many Skittles with Red Bull, I'm lactose intolerant, I have red-green deficiency, I have an ingrown toenail".

Don't know, don't care.

How the Neo-nazis won the war

Well, I'm no fan of Nazis, neo-nazis, Klan, KKK, or any hate group, but this stuff makes for great recruitment posters. If you thought the "Hun" posters, and the other propaganda posters depicting others as sub-human were somewhat effective, wait 'til they put posters of Hamas with bombs on babies, stoning teen girls, beheadings and none of which are photoshopped.

Muslims all over the world ... you give yourselves a bad name. Step up and crush this stereotype, otherwise tick-tick-tick ... it's gonna blow up in your face.

By golly, they were close on the name

They should have used spell check on "Islamabad". The phrase should be, Islam is bad, which is quite close. Thankfully I'm here to help you on this issue. I'm gonna side with the group that no longer accepts, "those are the corrupted teachings of Islam" argument. I'd say with the stomp, stomp, stomp, Idiot convention,+ there are no safe versions anymore. This one here is virus-free, oh ... wait, no I'm mistaken. They must be taking after those lovely folks in Atlanta, Chicago and the masters in LA, with when in doubt, loot; riot; pillage; blame others. Oh, and red is green.

+ Anthrax, "Caught In a Mosh"

Don't worry

Fidelity Financial says, "Please continue shopping with us, there is nothing to fear". 'A worker' stole data. Huh. I'd say "a worker" probably had access to something he should not have had access to, especially if he's a "worker", not titled in any fashion. I guess next there will be a peon who causes trouble, then surely 'a nobody' and 'a gopher'. Fidelity makes it funnier still with, "the data was not used in identity theft ...", like they would know. If they knew, then they are part of the plan. "Look, you're sitting there like we didn't already discuss this."+ So, come shop and invest "securely" with Fidelity Inventments, er, I mean, Di-vestments. Your identity, Arthur P. Moody of 9 West Chester Lane, Pembrook, North London, is safe with us.

+ Fargo

I'm some box, *itch

Some box at work leaped off the shelf and hit me square in the forehead. I think it shouted, "unity"+ or apparently, "alpha" for there is the Greek alpha letter on my forehead. I just threw it away, but I should have cross-kicked it into a mirror.

"had the word [alpha] embedded in that [white] head of [mine] for about a week."+ Ha ha ha, cold blooded!

+ allusion to "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories", on Dave Chappelle show

Hey, you ought to bring that up

An "m" suggested that I bring up a suggestion to the m-meeting. Well, the problem is that there is no follow-through with the team, so anything worthwhile might be good on paper, but never performed. I'll suggest 'em, but I'll follow up with a Foghorn Leghorn, "I keep a-pitchin' 'em, and you keep a missin' 'em!"

Sadly, some of them are, exactly 5-second fixes, when done consistently, help. Namely, if someone should know something, write it; organize as you go; make your walking back and forth productive, that sort of thing.

Proof God loves me

I got out EARLY last night. That's right, boys and girls ... early! Normally I spend my time trying to find, "why are we so flippin' short? Where are the ...", but we didn't do squat of business, which allowed me to get my stuff done and finished, not done, then re-done. I got paperwork done a little early. Overall, much smoother than the typical, late night bullstuff that I usually get that puts me ruddy well behind.

So, cheers and thanks to God for getting me out of there early last night!