Yes, please -- shut up!

Keanu and much of Hollywood. Would you please, please, please shut up?

If you are chatting with oppressive governments, especially shut up!

Oh Mama!

We need oversight and we need to put lawyers to work. The road will be fixed as soon as more bills are examined by our professionals who specialize in skimming through law and passing law when it pays them.

Obama, you approved this? Well, Democrats, what have you got to say for yourselves?

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owned

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The funniest things are true!

I am now free, but I was owned before. I guess that makes me pre-owned.