The Passion of the Hate. Oh, wait, that's not right. Lethal Words 5, no .... 3 bottles and a little Nazi; still not right. 7 Drinks of Highly Inflamitory Speakers. "Rolling down the street smoking mary, sippin' on gin, hate Jews. Laid waste. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
Now, every Mel Gibson-starring movie has rewatchability, where can you spot the predujice/bigotry?
Right there! Did you hear it? Right there! He said it again! He's making schwastikas with his fingers. Since he's not American Indian, I'll suspect it's not a peace/life sign (or the plains Indians ankh).
Gradually degenerating into ignorance and complacency.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Mel Gibson in ...
Posted by Marcus at 3:47 PM 0 comments
prediction, about which I hope I'm wrong
There is a "big" story -- or rather a topic about which the media discusses ad nauseum, kidknapped baby, 9 days old. The mother was visciously attacked, the baby stolen. The mother said that she didn't know the attacker. I would guess it was a cult thing and that the baby will not be found ... or found alive.
In the second case, the perp has a very tall neck, whereupon hanging him until dead might prove a problem. ("I can't hangs 'em. The one's got no neck and the other one's too light to hang")+ I suggest killing that ass in the same woods he had bunkers and promptly return the biomass to the planet for re-absorption. "I promise I won't kill you, until I get your confession." "That's not very reassuring." ++
"We're going there to kill them, right? Not to study, not to bring back, but to kill them." +++
He's being charged with many things including sex crimes, so ... we know why he abducted her, as if I couldn't have guessed that. I quite frankly don't see the point in processing the person, with paperwork.
"Wait! You don't need that! I'll give tell anything you want!"
"Of course you will."++++
+ Ren and Stimpy
++ based on dialogue from Princess Bride
+++ Aliens
++++ Raiders of the Lost Ark
Posted by Marcus at 3:33 PM 2 comments
more Celebrity fiction
If they were to remake Arthur, I would suggest Johnny Depp for two reasons: his playing a drunken pirate has given him able experience in doing a drunk, and also that I'm not interested in seeing Arthur Redeux or a Johnny Depp movie (with helpful additions by Tim Burton). George Clooney would be a good bet, but he lack physical comedy.
Posted by Marcus at 3:20 PM 1 comments
celebrity fiction
Announcing evolution of the toy. Moving from the shelf, Tickle Me Elmo, there should be Tickle me: celebrity name here. I would choose Tickle Me Kari Byron, or Tickle Me Angie Harmon. No, no, no. Although it's for Christmas, these are for adults. Ask Santa for yours today!
giggle, giggle, giggle
Posted by Marcus at 3:12 PM 0 comments
Pope's fiasco
Look, it was a lovely piece of fish and all I said was, "this meal is fit for Mohammad". [stoning ensues].
Hold it! Hold it! No one and I repeat, no one is to throw any stones until I blow this whistle. Even, and let me make this absolutely clear, even if they mention the name, "Mohammad" [stoning ensues]
To this, an American general or seargent remarked that the Taliban and Al-Quada didn't take many prisoners, favoring to behead them (noting many videos of prisoner executions).
I think if they want something about which to complain, then the US should be obliging, starting with denial of prayer time ever, denial of legal services (for none would be granted with a role reversal). We could, but shouldn't , also behead a few on video for failing to provide reasonable information.
Posted by Marcus at 11:27 AM 2 comments
Mood lighting
Posted by Marcus at 10:06 AM 1 comments
A moment away
Posted by Marcus at 8:36 AM 1 comments
Sleestak?
Kirk narrowly escaped. His big error was trying to kick the very slow opponent. The "zzzz" ing and, "Stop running. I will be merciful .... quick". He also laughs with a "zzzz" sound.
By the way, Sleeslack was from Land of the Lost 70's Saturday morning show.
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business card
Wreaths by LeMi
Posted by Marcus at 8:28 AM 1 comments
Great advice
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Posted by Marcus at 8:25 AM 0 comments
Gone missing
Looking for jobs on Monster and Regionalhelpwanted I found absolutely nothing on the 17th. How is that flippin' possible? Not a single job posted for 50-100 miles of my zip. I can't believe that the records department got that right. Anyway, disappointment!
Posted by Marcus at 8:19 AM 1 comments
Menard's simple
Hat's off to Menards Hardware for making a return the fastest, easiest ever. I can't remember or think of a faster exchange. They took the item, scanned, credited credit card all within 2 minutes, without a question as to why it was returned. That, my friends, is a great simple policy. The part returned didn't fit and made it impossible to use other, more important items. So, thanks Menards!
Posted by Marcus at 8:14 AM 1 comments
more about "jobs"
General OPEN INTERVIEWS
Retail Customer Service associates and managers: A local retail company will be conducting open interviews for our store in Bluffton,
.....
It's a company so trustworthy, we'll not name it.
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Security
STS SECURITY
Now Hiring Armed Officers for all shifts. Must have valid Gun Permit. Apply at:
-- "All I know, is that I finally get to shoot somebody.", Stripes
Posted by Marcus at 8:14 AM 1 comments