conspiracy, easy to find

It had to be September 11th, don't you see? It was all planned you see.

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Event them Bleepers
Bee Helmets Prevent
Then Peeves tremble
Pee seventh; tremble
Seventh Temple Beer
Vent them, be sleeper
Shelter even be temp
Them bee never slept
Even them be respelt
Beepers melt vent, eh?
Vent, Mel pee sherbet

I just used the malarky code on a book and found out secrets to upcoming events. I won't type them until I am right, otherwise it would be shown to be false.

summer crawlers

I thought of Dr. Seuss' book on Wheels and Go, Go, Go.

Thanks for all the fish

It's the only way you might get this. HGTG

going on a small mission

I will need guns, lots of guns.

Bad guys and bad guys as far as the eye can see.
When I go, I go and a good man doesn't.