sexual tension

Damnit! There's a woman at work who playfully flirts -- to no gain and at times intrigues me. There is, however, a woman at work, she's the flower, I'm the bee. I've said nothing to her yet, but man ... I don't know what's about her that I like, but I like her. Hmmm, "pink taco" as a couple of devil-may-care fellow male workers would call out.

you shouldn't do that

(it makes us look bad). Yes, my applause and gift-giving to the personnel at work makes the others look bad. They earn more and don't do jack for people who worked off their asses, toes, fingers too for one miserable, difficult day. All the "uppers" gave out were, "thanks y'all!"

Yep, I care, and that is a dangerous thing.

Mr. Goto

If problem, GOTO line 200


I am either the GOTO line or line 200. There's a snake in my boot, or last night, complaint number eight about a particular employee. Yeah, well, if I could fire him -- he'd be gone. The GM claims, "Well, we're trying to get some bodies in here then we can let him go." There are glaciers that move five feet a day, but the GM seems to move more like anaerobic amoeba (billions of years) still able to move through what is considered "solid rock".

Hey, you ... got situation, dah dah dah dah dah ...
I fix it or address it. When I pass it along to the head honcho ... pfhitt--nothing. I think he needs to be a little more proactive with things.

sides of mouth

Ahem, I understand that we shouldn't "spend any money" according to the DM.
It's okay, it will be posted on next period, so it's okay.

Sure. Get a stapler for work and a phone.

I get these.

"Why did you get these? We got to watch our money."
.....

Somehow I didn't see the words come out of different sides of his mouth.
WTH?

Sweet Leaf

Well, I think they got it from Ozzy (Black Sabbath).