Clinton Gates

Bill Gates, Bill Cliton -- money to medical research and affordability. Not zippergate, not watergate, not white water ... Clinton Gates

You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll kiss your bucks goodbye. I'll just call the foundation to ask some questions:
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Why CNN

I was looking for a story on a police chase in Texas, running on CNN Headline News, where a robbery suspect eluded police for 90 minutes, culminating in his splashing in a shallow creek ravine. There was a stand off with the armed suspect and when I returned from dinner, CNN didn't have squat on it. How in the world could that be?

The story, it seems, was still going ... negoiations or whatever. I say fire!

You pay too many fees with eBay

They are charging you fees so that they can advertise, not only above your news search, but also for crap they don't sell. This is "police chase", but others have proven this with search terms such as "prostitutes", "slaves", "marijuanna", etc.

eBay, you charge too much, because you have too much money to be in places you don't need to be. So I guess I'll look for "rip off". You didn't disappointment me.

My car's new name

I shall call you Dentine, much like the gum, looking chewed, wrinkled, glossy in some areas, yet cute in a bizarre way.  I would call it Sr Dent.

 

Hey!  Someboy punk'd and junk'd my car!  Oh, that would be me.  Monkeyjack has new dents.  I have no new dents, not that you'd notice if there were any.

Pain in the boob

Thanks Dave for the artwork! My sister came up with a term, "Boob that took over [some large city]". She's had some pain and I thought, since Dave did a great job on the Toilet Movie poster, that, if given time, he could put together a movie poster about large insidious boob that "attacks" large metropolis.

donkey fallen

donkey fallen
Originally uploaded by MDH, II.

Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up. Also, this dog keeps chewing on me. Hey, is that Shrek just ahead of me, nope. Hey! Oh, no! I'm a chew toy!